People who don't answer their phone are too busy getting...

I'm falling in love with you girls. It's happening right this very moment.
 
We're all very different mysteries, too. But some basic rules apply to all. Like, don't call us a whore unless you're our partner and you know we like that kind of thing.
Suddenly there are rules?

Now... rules.

Who made them up?
 
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Women are still a mystery to me.

After all these years.

They're a mystery to themselves as well.

I know guys, because they're simple idiots.

:rolleyes: Speak for yourself. Though I'll admit to having my moments.


I'm just happy to witness these female posters showing us stuff that turns them on. Doesn't happen very often in this den of iniquity, this hotbed of filth, this this this… pretty cool place.
 
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