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She went out for the night alone
And forgot to take her cell phone
She thought nothing of it
 
She went out for the night alone
And forgot to take her cell phone
She thought nothing of it
'Til she felt her dress split
 
She went out for the night alone
And forgot to take her cell phone
She thought nothing of it
'Til she felt her dress split
And wondered if she should just go home
 
She was hoping for a kiss and a cuddle
Instead she found herself in quite a huddle
Eleven young lads eager to fuck
 
She was hoping for a kiss and a cuddle
Instead she found herself in quite a huddle
Eleven young lads eager to fuck
Her mouth watered; she got ready to suck
 
She was hoping for a kiss and a cuddle
Instead she found herself in quite a huddle
Eleven young lads eager to fuck
Her mouth watered; she got ready to suck
Before long found herself in a puddle.
 
Beth swirled in her pink tutu
With Joe's cock buried under the froufrou
She let out a squeak
 
Beth swirled in her pink tutu
With Joe's cock buried under the froufrou
She let out a squeak
faint and rather weak
 
Beth swirled in her pink tutu
With Joe's cock buried under the froufrou
She let out a squeak
faint and rather weak
Reminiscent of a cuckoo
 
A stroke felled the baroness
She was a well known adulteress
The Doc was aghast

Howdy AF :)
 
A stroke felled the baroness
She was a well known adulteress
The Doc was aghast
By her chequered past

Gents:)
 
A stroke felled the baroness
She was a well known adulteress
The Doc was aghast
By her chequered past
And the big schlong under 'her' dress! :eek:
 
Tess traded her virtue for a car
But she had not bargained for the scar
 
Tess traded her virtue for a car
But she had not bargained for the scar
but the pleasure she got
When stalled with tight knots
 
Tess traded her virtue for a car
But she had not bargained for the scar
but the pleasure she got
When stalled with tight knots
Beat shagging behind Mulligan's bar
 
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