Seven Letter Post Office X 3 Redux

Dismayed at the loss, she hired exterminators to rid her property of the rodents as she just didn't need those kinds of hassles.

Sadly, the cats, having nothing to chase any more, learned about distressing the tassels on the sofa.
 
Sadly, the cats, having nothing to chase any more, learned about distressing the tassels on the sofa.

Unconcerned with the state of her couch, the property's lessors were alarmed that her rent was in arrears, but she offered a three-way 'settlement' that brought her payments current.
 
Unconcerned with the state of her couch, the property's lessors were alarmed that her rent was in arrears, but she offered a three-way 'settlement' that brought her payments current.

The lessors' wives feared that the harlot's sisters would follow her lead and that soon they would have happy husbands in lieu of cash.
 
The lessors' wives feared that the harlot's sisters would follow her lead and that soon they would have happy husbands in lieu of cash.

However, to this day she insists that she needs no help from her siblings in keeping the village men in a constant state of bliss.
 
In her more spiritual moments, she opines that her destiny must be to provide widespread serenity to the male population of the village.

And the satisfied smiles on the faces of the village men show she's made great strides in accomplishing that noble end.
 
And the satisfied smiles on the faces of the village men show she's made great strides in accomplishing that noble end.

She smiles to herself as the latest villager runs his hands through her long tresses as she kneels before him, awaiting a fresh dose of happiness.
 
She smiles to herself as the latest villager runs his hands through her long tresses as she kneels before him, awaiting a fresh dose of happiness.

It should be remembered that she was not particularly noted for wearing long dresses
 
Perhaps it's as simple as her enjoying the sight of their hard-ons standing erect in her honour.

She soon singled out one of the most impressive tent-makers, a dashing young military man and invited him to some private maneuvers.
 
And still she yearned to be Enid to a Geraint so virile as to satisfy her purple passions.

She found a suitable young lumberjack to fill the bill, but upon finding him trying on her lingerie, she scrambled to arrange a date with somebody else... anybody else.
 
She found a suitable young lumberjack to fill the bill, but upon finding him trying on her lingerie, she scrambled to arrange a date with somebody else... anybody else.

When they heard of her quest, all the men of the town cleared their agendas to be available for her.
 
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