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Damn. The Brits get all the fun stuff! <pout>

'Sex theme park' first ride

A SPANKOMETER, an orgasm tunnel and a giant wall of willies - roll up, roll up, for the world's first-ever 'sex theme park', opening today in London.

The adults-only Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships is an all-singing, all-dancing look at getting your leg over - and the rest.

It's not quite Disney with dildos, but more The Tate Modern on Viagra.

It's packed with state-of-the-art, interactive attractions, including a stripping masterclass, a voyeur's peep wall and a video display about the ins and outs of oral sex.

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More (of course) in the story linked through the headline above.
 
More Keroin bait, of a different flavor:

Saving endangered fish with the SafetyNet

Every year 7 million tonnes of dead fish are chucked back into the sea as trawler nets indiscriminately catch juvenile and endangered fish that can’t be sold at market. However, recent design graduate, Dan Watson, has created SafetyNet, a trawler net that only catches the desired fish. Watson received this year’s James Dyson award for what was his final year project at Glasgow’s School of Art. Watson and his department have both been awarded £10,000 from the Dyson foundation.​

There's a lot more, including how the net can free endangered species (like cod) while simultaneously trapping non-endangered species (whitefish, haddock, etc.). It's all in the link hidden in the headline above.
 
Damn. The Brits get all the fun stuff! <pout>

'Sex theme park' first ride

A SPANKOMETER, an orgasm tunnel and a giant wall of willies - roll up, roll up, for the world's first-ever 'sex theme park', opening today in London.

The adults-only Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships is an all-singing, all-dancing look at getting your leg over - and the rest.

It's not quite Disney with dildos, but more The Tate Modern on Viagra.

It's packed with state-of-the-art, interactive attractions, including a stripping masterclass, a voyeur's peep wall and a video display about the ins and outs of oral sex.

knock202.jpg

More (of course) in the story linked through the headline above.

I am so adding that to my "must see" list
 
More Keroin bait, of a different flavor:

Saving endangered fish with the SafetyNet

Every year 7 million tonnes of dead fish are chucked back into the sea as trawler nets indiscriminately catch juvenile and endangered fish that can’t be sold at market. However, recent design graduate, Dan Watson, has created SafetyNet, a trawler net that only catches the desired fish. Watson received this year’s James Dyson award for what was his final year project at Glasgow’s School of Art. Watson and his department have both been awarded £10,000 from the Dyson foundation.​

There's a lot more, including how the net can free endangered species (like cod) while simultaneously trapping non-endangered species (whitefish, haddock, etc.). It's all in the link hidden in the headline above.

Thanks SW! Wow, that is LONG overdue.
 
Hello everyone!
New here and a close friend to Kingsak and Killjoy24. They recomended I come here :)
 
My son the salesmen

Omg...
We were out selling popcorn and pretzels for the Cub Scouts, and my nine year is holding the donation jar...
So my son's friend is peddling the popcorn/pretzels, and if they can't buy, my son then asks if they'd like to give a donation. They had a pretty good system between the two of them and sold over $400 in product and received over $200 in donations.

What was so funny was that whenever a woman would buy a box/bag , my son would bow, hand her the box then say "And here you are, Ma'dam."

Even when some knuckle head tossed in a few pennies, my boy was gracious and told the gent "Thank you, Sir. Every penny helps. You know, 100 pennies make a dollar? Thanks for your support."

Wow, I was so proud. :heart:
 
The "Tales From Black Friday" hashtag over on Twitter this morning has me in stitches. Hilarious! Hard to pick a favourite but...

"...and on the corner of 51st and State, a FEMA truck carrying emergency Wii U units was ambushed and overturned."

and

I saw a man douse himself in kerosene and light his body on fire because they were out of REBA, Season 2, on Blu-Ray.

and

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked. Plus, I got this foot massager.

...are pretty freaking funny! :D

Now, that post made me laugh.
 
Omg... We were out selling popcorn and pretzels for the Cub Scouts, and my nine year is holding the donation jar... So my son's friend is peddling the popcorn/pretzels, and if they can't buy, my son then asks if they'd like to give a donation. They had a pretty good system between the two of them and sold over $400 in product and received over $200 in donations. What was so funny was that whenever a woman would buy a box/bag , my son would bow, hand her the box then say "And here you are, Ma'dam." Even when some knuckle head tossed in a few pennies, my boy was gracious and told the gent "Thank you, Sir. Every penny helps. You know, 100 pennies make a dollar? Thanks for your support." Wow, I was so proud. :heart:

What a great kid!
 
Parents showing up unannounced and adopting a ton of our books, six wine glasses, four tea cups and plates to go with them, three pairs of shoes, two handbags, and a partridge in a pear tree.
 
Care to elaborate? ;)

He was having an affair with a woman involved with another man who had a reputation for violence. My brother, in a moment of weakness (or stupidity) had gone to her house for sex. While he was there and they were just preparing to make love, the suspicious other man showed up. My brother was on the second floor, and below the window was a pile of scrape metal (rural America), so going out the window was not possible without serious risk of injury. The bed was a pedestal style bed so under it was not possible. The closet was crammed with stuff, so into the closet was not possible. My brother, at the last possible second ducked behind the door as it swung open. He then stood behind the door for thirty minutes while the guy and the girl sat on the bed...and the guy apologized and she excepted his apology and they reconciled. Hahahaha - my brother said he was standing there thinking "WTF?". Eventually, they left the bedroom and he was able to slip out the back door.
 
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