Misquote the person above you AGAIN

MagicaPractica · Jan 14, 2018

loquere said:
Doc I'm gonna need restriction free sex daily, no compromise!

Hmmm... *scribbles notes* Frankly, I think you're going to need a lawyer instead of a marriage counselor.

MagicaPractica · Jan 14, 2018

RubenR said:
You don't even LISTEN to me!

I do too! You don't talk about anything but sex and Star Wars! (Some of our best conversations, actually.)

Handley_Page · Jan 14, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
I do too! You don't talk about anything but sex and Star Wars! (Some of our best conversations, actually.)

What's the point; neither exist in a material sense.

MagicaPractica · Jan 14, 2018

RubenR said:
Good joint! Or maybe that's not the best thing to say in this context...

Yeah, the cops at the next table might agree with you there.

Tio_Narratore · Jan 15, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Yeah, the corpse at the next table might implicate you there.

Didn't I tell you to dump that guy in the river?

MagicaPractica · Jan 15, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Didn't I tell you to jump that guy next to the river?

Well, to be honest, boss, ah was confused. Ah didn't know if you meant ah should jack him up or jack him off?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Jan 15, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Well, to be honest, boss, I’m confused. I don’t know if you want me to jack you off or fire Shirrel in accounting. :confused

Really, sad to say, but the handjob would be easier and take less time.

Hypoxia · Jan 15, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Really, sad to say, but the handouts would go to waste, and that's a crime.

My accountant can work up a good tax avoidance scheme for you. She's one of the best, for a Scientologist.

Tio_Narratore · Jan 15, 2018

RubenR said:
Ehm... Maybe you could start by giving me some studies describing what Lurch represents?

You rang? for a post-modernist, I presume?

Hypoxia · Jan 15, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
A nightingale sang is Berkeley Square.

You love the classics, don't you? Try this one: "It ain't no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones." Kinda catchy, hey?

Tio_Narratore · Jan 15, 2018

Hypoxia said:
You love the classics, don't you? Try this one: "It ain't no sin to rip off your kin and dance around their bones." Kinda catchy, hey?

It does not bespeak of strong family ties!

MagicaPractica · Jan 16, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Please don't besmirch my family lies!

h

There, there. I'm sure the post man never rang twice at YOUR house.

Hypoxia · Jan 16, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
There. Right there. Right where the toaster caught fire at YOUR house. Why didn't the smoke alarm go off?

I blame the nerd next door who wirelessly hacked every IoT device in the neighborhood. That WiFi toaster just invited trouble. My bad. Sorry about your trees.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Jan 16, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Some people get a visceral thrill out of pirating Internet service AND operating chainsaws.

Not many, but I’m one of them.

LizVegas79 · Jan 16, 2018

RubenR said:
So, let me make it straight—pun intended — because I know chicks hate it when it curves just right and "rubs their walls" (lol) from behind and in front at the same time.

(no we don't! )

So, umm, hi. So, you wanna rub my walls, or what?

Hypoxia · Jan 16, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
So, umm, hi there, stranger. So, you wanna manipulate my spine, or what?

I'm a Scientologist, not a chiropractor. Here, let me hook you up to the e-meter. [zap!] Oops, sorry about that.

LizVegas79 · Jan 16, 2018

Hypoxia said:
I'm a Scientologist, and a pervert. Here, let me hook you up to the sacred sybian. [zap!] Oops, so, wow, you like that, huh?

So, is there like an initiation I have to do or anything?

Tio_Narratore · Jan 16, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
So, is there like an insertion I have to use or anything?

Yes. You'll find it in the cello case beside the bed.

Tio_Narratore · Jan 16, 2018

RubenR said:
Oh, inside of Val; not the vaseline jar! You had me worried there...

You thought I was doing a vaseline jar?

MagicaPractica · Jan 17, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
You thought he was using Valvoline to . . . ?

Well, I did wonder why there was a bottle of 10W-40 on his nightstand. Wait, if he's not using for that then . . .

Hypoxia · Jan 17, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Well, I did wonder why there was a jub of WalMart mouthwash on his nightstand. He chugs it like cheap, nasty vodka. At least he doesn't use it for mixed drinks.

A relationship works best if you have shared interests and a really strong gut that can withstand anything.

MagicaPractica · Jan 17, 2018

RubenR said:
I don't mind sharing her, but she's gone to Snohomish!

If she didn't invite you along, that could be a bad sign.

Hypoxia · Jan 17, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
If she didn't invite you along, hack her phone.

Will the authorities in Ecuador let me get away with that?

LizVegas79 · Jan 17, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Will the authorities in Ecuador let me get away with anointing myself their queen?

The burdens of wearing a crown are burdens I'd be willing to accept

MagicaPractica · Jan 18, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
The burdens of wearing a crown are burdens I'd be willing to be burdened with.

How much fardels would a bearer bear if a bearer would bear fardels?

Sorry, Hamlet in my head.

Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Alchemist

Alchemist

Draco interdum Vincit

Alchemist

Studies

Alchemist

Sporadically lucid

doesn't watch television

Studies

doesn't watch television

Studies

Alchemist

doesn't watch television

Sporadically lucid

Naughty Advice Doc

doesn't watch television

Naughty Advice Doc

Studies

Studies

Alchemist

doesn't watch television

Alchemist

doesn't watch television

Naughty Advice Doc

Alchemist

Similar threads