Curvy, gorgeous, intelligent - I'm none of these!

The Answer...

It's just too damn bad that you're not 20 years older, because otherwise, you sound like my ideal man.

Having recently attained the age that represents the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, and being also a devout believer in the fundamental interconnectedness of everything, I was naturally attracted by your handle, but I just can't get excited about young men, so now I'm sad. Do you have, by chance, an older brother? Or a time machine?
 
It's just too damn bad that you're not 20 years older, because otherwise, you sound like my ideal man.

Having recently attained the age that represents the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, and being also a devout believer in the fundamental interconnectedness of everything, I was naturally attracted by your handle, but I just can't get excited about young men, so now I'm sad. Do you have, by chance, an older brother? Or a time machine?

No older brother; I'd be jealous as hell if he were to ensnare you. I'm working on a time machine though and it looks surprisingly like a telephone box in the UK. If I weren't as tardy, I'd probably call it something clever, like a "Time and Relative Dimension in space" device or some such.
 
No older brother; I'd be jealous as hell if he were to ensnare you. I'm working on a time machine though and it looks surprisingly like a telephone box in the UK. If I weren't as tardy, I'd probably call it something clever, like a "Time and Relative Dimension in space" device or some such.

Boy, did I enjoy that. Bumpity bump!
 
Any brother this part of the world?

No older brother; I'd be jealous as hell if he were to ensnare you. I'm working on a time machine though and it looks surprisingly like a telephone box in the UK. If I weren't as tardy, I'd probably call it something clever, like a "Time and Relative Dimension in space" device or some such.

Doesn't have to be older... just located near here.
 
... it'd be nicer if I had someone around for everytime I snapped my fingers.

Ladies in the US, please take heed of what your Indian counterpart is saying and take me up before I can make further empty threats....well, just snap your fingers already :)
 
Yes ladies please!

Ladies in the US, please take heed of what your Indian counterpart is saying and take me up before I can make further empty threats....well, just snap your fingers already :)

Coz otherwise the eager-to-please-guy is gonna be sourced out to India!!!
 
A friendly bump to the top for some lady who wants to be put on a pedestal, treated right and worshipped. I am your man.
 
Been on a break, but here's a friendly bump to the top.

Any lady looking for a fun, articulate, interesting and extremely modest gentleman to have fun times with?
 
For the record, I really don't think you can slap the "nice guy" title on him, probably cant even use the title "courteous guy" ...after a few attempts to engage him in any kind of substantial conversation I got hardly any response at all and our first conversation I was ditched for porn.

So sometimes the "nice guy" can be a real ass to the girls who actually would like to get to know someone before jumping into any sort of kinky conversation...

But hey, that's just the opinion of one silly girl.

Oh damn I'm glad i read this before i wasted my time
 
Good day - hope you fine ladies have thought of someone deliciously dirty and intimately imaginative to keep you company online. If not, I am always at hand.

Dear StrawberrySw33t, sorry about the gtalk mishap, I had an urgent work call that needed some attention. The pitfalls of having a home office, unfortunately.
 
Another bump for Sunday.

Ladies, would you like to talk to someone straight, someone articulate, someone great, with a clean slate? Or someone who will cease and desist in self-indulgent corny rhymes when they go from bad to worse maybe?
 
Thank you!

Appreciate the bump :)

I've been away for a while thanks to a ton of work taking up a ton of my time. But I should be good over the next few days.
 
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