xelliebabex
Weird Aussie Chick
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One time, at band camp…
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Hello friends, skulkers and lurkers!
I was telling friends in another thread which was very quiet a little story about my day yesterday and to my pleasure it generated some nice friendly banter and I thought, what a great idea, have a place for people to post those little stories about their lives that they love to tell or can’t tell the people in their real world because they just wouldn’t understand for whatever reason. So feel free to post, to comment, to poke fun (in a fun way of course no nastiness allowed), or just hang out, with the rest of us.
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Hello friends, skulkers and lurkers!
I was telling friends in another thread which was very quiet a little story about my day yesterday and to my pleasure it generated some nice friendly banter and I thought, what a great idea, have a place for people to post those little stories about their lives that they love to tell or can’t tell the people in their real world because they just wouldn’t understand for whatever reason. So feel free to post, to comment, to poke fun (in a fun way of course no nastiness allowed), or just hang out, with the rest of us.
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Please Note: This thread may contain visual and written sex acts and it is the responsibility of the viewer if they are offended to run screaming from the thread, without disturbing the regulars. Most of the (I hope) regular members and my friends have expressed their wishes to have that sort of material included in the threads they visit for their entertainment and leisure. If you are likely to be offended then please DO NOT pass Go, do not use the links and go straight to thread jail.
So here is the story that started it all!
Everyone hates their driver’s Licence photo don't they? I can hear you all nodding in agreement, well except those few people who actually get a good one and spend the next five years flashing it around annoying everybody who like me, get awful ones. I actually have a friend who likes her Licence photo so much she looks forward to being pulled over by the police just so she can whip it out officially, she is too old to be carded at a club even though she begs the bouncers to do it. "Go on ask me she says you know you want to see my Licence.” It's fabulous though - great hair, great skin, great teeth, the sort of photo that says, "Hello, officer! Yes I am a supermodel and the reason I am speeding is because I am rushing to meet my plane to Monte Carlo for a shoot."
My Licence on the other hand is never like that. Not even once the bastards!! My licences never say "hello officer! I am a super model rushing to meet a plane, connection." but they do say, "Hello officer, I am hooker and crack cocaine dealer rushing to meet my connection Maddog."
Last week I had to renew my license (Big brother is micro chipping us now but that’s another story) and while I may have walked into the Department of Main Roads with dread, when I got my new licence in the mail yesterday I was dancing!! Why? Because for the first time in my life I got a Licence photo that is absolutely fabulous!!!! I can almost see you all rolling your eyes but truly, compared to the usual deer in headlights arrested hooker look, I look great!! Of course, it doesn't actually resemble me in anyway....
I couldn’t wait to show someone so I rushed over to see a friend. She looks right at me and says "You’re right it’s a good one! But why aren’t you wearing any clothes?"
“What are you talking about," I said, "Of course I am wearing clothes!” However, to my horror on closer inspection I discovered she was right. I was so busy checking out my blemish free complexion that I hadn't noticed that from the head down things looked rather bare. "Oh my god, I have a nudie Licence photo! Porn star licence again!"
Didnt you notice you were naked when they took the picture? You must have had a really good photographer if he got you out of your clothes without you noticing.
Don’t ask me what happened I was fully dressed at the DMR, I was!!!! It must have been a trick of the light - but it really does look like I decided to go au natural for the photo. And no, don’t ask I am not showing you or anyone. Unless of course, a kindly police officer asks insistently!
Poor, Poor, Ellie. All the boys (and I imagine some of the ladies) of the lounge are already outlining dirty cop fantasies/fictions about her now.
Hello Officer!
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Have fun my friends
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