loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #976 Now that we are married, can we get rid of the sheep in the bedroom?
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #977 If you were any more frigid, I'd have to chip the icicles off of your nipples.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #978 I call those 'speed bumps'. They're from when I had an extra inch grafted on to it.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #979 How do you like my 'hot rod'? Hurt like a bitch when I had flames tattooed onto it.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #980 I don't do oral. Surprise! I'm Vegan!
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #981 I'm going to stop shaving and go all natural from now on.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #982 I wonder why I haven't heard back from my doctor about my chlamydia test.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #983 That was 'Great', but let's try celibacy for a while.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #984 Did you remember to take out the trash?
Tio_Narratore Studies Joined Dec 2, 2008 Posts 70,776 Apr 10, 2013 #991 So that's a penis! It's just like a dick, only smaller.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 11, 2013 #994 Let's invest with that Madoff guy. I have a good feeling,...huh uh huh!
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 13, 2013 #997 If I'm gonna get wet, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and kill the lights. Your face is just destroying the mood bud.
If I'm gonna get wet, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and kill the lights. Your face is just destroying the mood bud.