Scuttle Buttin'
Demons at bay
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LT ~ And another awesome post...lucky, lucky me!
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LT ~ And another awesome post...lucky, lucky me!
LT:..........
*bangs head on wall*
LT:..........
*bangs head on wall*
*sneaks a pillow against the wall between bangs*
Blinks
That is bad for your health, doll.
LT:..........
*bangs head on wall*
*takes pillow and smacks Scuttle with it*
*stalks after FD with said pillow still in hand*
-Hands her some sedatives to dump into the popcorn and drink of twihards-
Maybe a gun would've been better...
Turns his back and starts walking away at an unhurried pace. Whistling innocently
*face brightens* Gun?! Please? I could really use one...
*saves sedatives for tomorrow, dropping a little into her Red Bull secretly*
*throws pillow at him, running to hide behind VT*
*takes pillow and smacks Scuttle with it*
!!!!
I will fucking take you both on!
Growls, pouncing them both
*blinks* Well. I'll remember that next time!
... running to smack Scuttle again then diving into a pillow fort* they'll never find me here.
*screams and wiggles away....
... running to smack Scuttle again then diving into a pillow fort* they'll never find me here.
*shakes his head and yells after her* Keep it up! It only gets worse!
Blinks. Gives VT a departing lick. Then walks toward the pillow fort, making Godzilla sounds
Raaaaawr!
Stomps around
-she stands there bewildered. The chaos of getting pounced on, and then left to handle the bear.... then licks-
What'd I do?!
-Sees the godzilla attacking the pillow fort, she pounces on FD, returning the favor as she nips an ear-
*pokes head out of fort* I'm counting on it!!
Ohno! It Godzilla! *calls in the air strike* Tango, we got a enormous lizard... lite em up!
LT: YAY! Movies done. Time to shut down my projectors and get the fuck out of here.
Starts stomping on the pillows at the base of the fort. Tossing imaginary cars in random directions of prehistoric lizard rage. Draws himself up, drawing a deep breath preparing to rain fiery death down upon the pillow fort...
Tackled from behind! Falling to the ground with a nipped ear. Growling, he gives her hair a light tug
Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help I'm being repressed!
Upon hearing such a fabulous quote, strides into the midst of the battle, kisses 'Godzilla' good and hard and strides away...rambling about women lying in ponds...
Kissed. Too stunned to reply. Then he just laughs at her parting words
"Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government!"
Calls back
"She turned me into a newt!
I got better..."
Snickers
Favorite part of that movie is The Black Knight.
*pulls out his halved coconut, clapping it rhythmically together as the Witch leaves*
grins wickedly
Does this mean I can call you Patsy?