ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.

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minsue said:
:nana:

I've been here the whole time....just been hiding in that dark corner over there...

Shit, I'm glad you came out, I almost called the exterminator :eek:
 
Abs, if you've got these, I'll take one of each, please. :p

CLIMAX
1/2 oz. each of;
Amaretto
Vodka
Triple Sec
White Creme de Coca
Creme de Banana
Splash of Half & Half
Shake over ice, Strain into a chilled Cocktail glass.

ANGEL'S TIT
1 oz. Dark Creme de Cacao
1 oz. Cream
Layer in a Pony glass, Serve with a cherry in it.

HARD DICK
3/4 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Frangelico
Splash of Soda
Shake with ice, Strain into a Pony glass

BLOW JOB (I need the one above before I have this one).
Equal parts of;
Kahlua
Baileys & Vodka
Layer into a pony or shot glass, top with whipped cream.

ORGASM
3/4 oz. each;
Amaretto
Kahlua & Baileys
Shake over ice, Strain into a Shot glass

RED HEADED SLUT (Any of those around?)
Recipe 1
Equal parts of;
Chambord
Crown Royal & Southern Comfort
Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass or shot glass
Recipe 2
Equal parts of;
Jaegermeister
Peach Schnapps
& Cranberry Juice
Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass or shot glass

SCREAMING ORGASM
Equal parts;
Baileys
Vodka
Kahlua*
Stir over ice, Strain into rocks glass, or large shot glass
* Amaretto can be substituted for another variation

SILK PANTY
1 oz. each of;
Peach Schnapps
Vodka
Cranberry juice
Stir over ice, Serve in a chilled cocktail glass

SKIP AND GO NAKED
1 oz. Gin
Dash of Grenadine
Splash of Sour mix & Draft Beer
Shake over ice & Strain into Rocks glass

SLOW SCREW
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Sloe Gin
Splash of Orange Juice
Pour over ice in a Highball glass

SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW
3/4 oz. each of;
Sloe Gin
Vodka
Southern Comfort
& Splash of Orange Juice
Shake & Pour in large glass, Garnish with an orange slice and cherry

SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW UP AGAINST THE WALL
3/4 oz. each of;
Sloe Gin
Vodka
Southern Comfort
& Galliano
Splash of Orange Juice
Shake & Pour in large glass, Garnish with an orange slice and cherry

SMOOTH SCREW
1/2 oz. Tia Maria
1/2 oz. Myer's Rum
1 1/2 oz. Pineapple juice
Shake with ice. Float 1/2 oz. ckspur Barbadian Rum

TIE ME TO THE BEDPOST
1/2 oz. each of;
Midori
Absolut Citron
Malibu Rum
Splash of Sour mix
Shake with ice, Strain into chilled cocktail or Rocks glass

WARM BLONDE
Equal parts of;
Southern Comfort
& Amaretto
Layer in a pony or shot glass

WILD SEX
1/2 oz. 151 Proof Rum
1 oz. malibu
1/2 oz. peach schnapps
1 oz. cranberry juice
1/2 oz. grenadine
1 oz. orange juice
1 oz. pineapple juice
ice cubes

VIBRATOR
2 parts Southern Comfort
1 part irish cream

HEAVENLY SEX
2 oz. Amaretto
1 tsp. Chocolate Syrup
0.5 oz. grenadine
2 oz. Spiced Rum


Remember now, one of each, all given to me at once. :p

Lou :heart:
 
Give me a few minutes to get these Lou, I have to sweep up goose feathers.:rolleyes:
 
Tatelou said:
SCREAMING ORGASM
Equal parts;
Baileys
Vodka
Kahlua*
Stir over ice, Strain into rocks glass, or large shot glass
* Amaretto can be substituted for another variation

I like that one. Never heard it by that name before though, but this close relative comes to mind:

SPIT OR SWALLOW?
Named after the two most common reactions to it - some like it, other hate it.

2 parts Vodka
1 part Kahlua
1 part lemon juice

Served moderately chilled in a shot glass. Downed in one go.
 
Great, Cloudy! Here you go. Imported Beer to celebrate Independence Day!

Cheap booze and explosives is an American Tradition, Cheery.

Matriarch, if you want some of our secretly imported moonshine, the fireworks will start about five minutes later, in your head!

Bourbon and Mountain Dew coming up, Goose Lady, and I do mean, coming up!
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
So what where you doing out in the alley last night? Shedding the mix?

I'll not be discussing what I was doing in the alley, thank you very much. mainly because my memory is a bit, shall we say, foggy
 
minsue said:
I'll not be discussing what I was doing in the alley, thank you very much. mainly because my memory is a bit, shall we say, foggy

hmmmmm,........

That was you?
:eek:



...about what time were you in the alley last night?
 
ruminator said:
hmmmmm,........

That was you?
:eek:



...about what time were you in the alley last night?

I dunno; I lost my watch out there somewhere....

Welcome back, Rumi! :kiss:
 
minsue said:
I dunno; I lost my watch out there somewhere....

Welcome back, Rumi! :kiss:

I lose track of time like that too. No timepieces and very few sharp objects around me.

Thanks!, good to see you again. I have to confess that I lurk quite often even if I'm not posting. :kiss:
 
ruminator said:
I lose track of time like that too. No timepieces and very few sharp objects around me.

Thanks!, good to see you again. I have to confess that I lurk quite often even if I'm not posting. :kiss:

I understand. I've been lurking in the dark corners of ABSTRUTIONS since she opened the place. ;)
 
minsue said:
I understand. I've been lurking in the dark corners of ABSTRUTIONS since she opened the place. ;)
Glad you don't mind having a little company. I won't tell anyone what can be found in the dark corners of Abstrutions. Some would not understand, others may even try to prosecute. It's all good with the right perspective.
 
Tie me to the bedpost
followed by
rogue ale please..

VB, i used manners.. do i have to leave a tip?
 
vella_ms said:
Tie me to the bedpost .. followed by rogue ale please..
VB, i used manners.. do i have to leave a tip?
Certainly not, Vella.

You only need to tip if you wish to be unted eventually.
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
Certainly not, Vella.

You only need to tip if you wish to be unted eventually.

i think you meant .. untied..

ill be happy to be tied up.. *im that kinda gal*
 
You won't actually be tied, Vella.

I'm too busy.

Rather, it will be something more like this.

vella.jpg



OKAY?

You will be UNLEASHED sometime after the holidays. :eek:
 
Last call for me....God, I hate cleaning out the corners here.:eek:

Time to untie vella....oh wait, she's chewed through the restraints again.

Virtual, you're doing one hell of a job, see me next week about a raise.:cool:

Jeez, I better get a bigger Lost and Found box....:devil:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Jeez, I better get a bigger Lost and Found box....:devil:

:D Just don't get it where Colly got her PM box. :D

~lucky

p.s. You know vella didn't chew through those restraints! That woman lives to be bound. :devil: (don't ask me how she got out... just because I have sharp teeth doesn't mean a damn thing!)
 
OOOOOooooooh!!!! Lisa comes, he, he, to check out Abs thread and arrives to find people talkin about boxes? and restraints? and gettin bound? What kinda place is this? Can I get my box beat with a feather maybe?
 
Lisa Denton said:
Can I get my box beat with a feather maybe?

Will it make you Moan Lisa?






Sorry! Is this place open yet, I need a double expresso.

neon
 
Good morning all.

Do you have large size cups here?














....for the coffee/espresso?


I'd like two doubles please,
 
Seeing as the owner is probably STILL sleeping.. i say..help yourself..

if your an honest type of person, leave the cash in the cup by the till.. if not, more power to ya.



sippin on my free hazlenut cap. .. grinnin madly
 
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