nomoretears00
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Oh boy, can't wait! This is going to be a scream! *grins* I'll be checking the new list often.
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Has anybody considered trying to write a story which that category's readers would like? It seems to me that would be a tough assignment. Let's start it off:
"The refined, virginal wife had not been out of the house all day as she poured her British husband a cup of tea to celebrate his return home from his respectable office job..."
Oops. I said British. (-engulfed by flame-)
Has anybody considered trying to write a story which that category's readers would like? It seems to me that would be a tough assignment. Let's start it off:
"The refined, virginal wife had not been out of the house all day as she poured her British husband a cup of tea to celebrate his return home from his respectable office job..."
Oops. I said British. (-engulfed by flame-)
He beats her mercilessly, letting her know what a vile whore she is for spilling tea.
She thanks him for showing her the errors of her ways.
Take out the brit, and make them American...from Utah...mormons.
Here is your outline.
Virginal wife pours tea.
She accidentally spills the tea.
Oh yeah, and down goes my Halloween story rating....
I did some thread spelunking yesterday and find it astounding how vehement these people are that LOVING WIVES ARE FAITHFUL WIVES.
Good Lord. Ah well, stupid is as stupid does, I suppose.
I gather that if I write it in the first person it'll get slammed harder. Apparently a lot of commenters in this category seem to think that if you use first person that it's a true story.
i'm so very depressed i didn't see this thread until now!
[cries]
favoritesgoddess: re: 2, if i had been here in time, i would have suggested the hubby noticing it tasted of cum--and being turned on by it.
and as the others said: when it's up, please do share the link!
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Seems the readers in the Loving Wives category are an opinionated bunch and love to leave comments.
Let's say for the sake of argument, and perhaps as a fun creative writing exercise, that I wanted to write a story for this category that would draw out the most outrageous, most virulent comments ever. If I was going to write a story that would push the most hot buttons, what would it have in it?
Clearly a "limp-dicked British husband" is right up there. Though he seems he doesn't actually have to be British. That might just be a euphemism. I'm not sure. But he has to be just a flaccid piece of nothingness to be sure. Perhaps he should be sweet and loving and just a dear man that is unappreciated by his wife?
The woman should be a cock-hungry harpy who gets off on humiliating her husband with her many, many lovers.
Personally, I have found that I should also grow a penis, because even women writers seem to be told that their "dicks should be cut off and fed to dogs".
What am I missing?
ETA: i did this one click just to see the comments.
why thank you! :>favoritesgoddess quoth:
that would have been an awesome little kink! *squirrels it away for the sequel*
"Some anal would have been nice, but you can't have everything."
I'm thinking you should have that printed on a t-shirt....
Okay! Fuel by a large iced coffee and a pair of nipple clamps, I finally finished my Loving Wives story.
1. It's a nice cuckolding story. Guaranteed to be a surefire hit.
2. The wife is a major whore. Our first person narrator tells us in graphic detail how he ate her pussy, fucked her without a condom, and watched her puke on a dumpster before he even knew her name.
3. Not only does she cheat, but she makes him be part of it as well. He winds up sucking his (spoiler alert!) best friend's cock because he can't say no to her. Oh, and the best friend is black. Big and black, even.
4. Hubby sucks cock and at the end is about to offer up his ass cherry to another black guy as their anniversary present. (Crap, that was another spoiler alert!)
5. Did I mention all the black cock? You can't beat it, you know.
6. Condoms? What the fuck are those? But anal training plugs...yeah, those we got.
6. Shit. I forgot about the black baby. Okay, that one might have to slide.
7. Not only does she get away with her behavior, but she turns her husband into a cuckolded, cock-craving, panty-wearing bottom.