a 45 record on the back of a cereal box
In local news, a man was found drowned in a bathtub full of milk and Rice Krispies. It is believed to be the work of a cereal killer.
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a 45 record on the back of a cereal box
In local news, a man was found drowned in a bathtub full of milk and Rice Krispies. It is believed to be the work of a cereal killer.
Snap Crackle and Pop have been detained for questioning.
Crackle's the bad one. He's been nothing but trouble since he joined the group. They had to cancel their last three concerts in Italy & none of them can go back to Japan.
Snap & Pop are actually talking to Tony the Tiger's agent. He's supposed to be looking for a new gig.
That's Grrrrreat! Better than the leprechaun they were considering. I don't care how 'lucky' his charms are.
Rumour has it that Tony was implicated in some questionable eating practises while he was in India visiting relatives last month.
Isn't that just like a big pussy?
Tiger Tiger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
(yeah, I know, what the hell did Blake think he was doing rhyming "eye" and "symmetry". but since he was a big-deal, I guess he got away with it.)
I am the cat who walks alone and to me all places are alike.
Cat on a hot tin roof
Fiddler on the roof
Anthony Quinn
Quinn the Eskimo
Eskimo Joe
Injun Joe
Joe the Bartender
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
A three-legged dog walks into a bar & says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
Jake The Peg
You know what you call a one legged woman?
Peg
One peg shy of a post.
posthaste
Stat!
"Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!"