Tio_Narratore
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Living off the avails, I see.
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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Living off the avails, I see.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Yeah, that’s who I am. Providing my bitches with health and dental is a pain in the ass, though.
Hypoxia
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Living your role is called method acting, I think. Like Brando or Cage. It can get ugly.
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I usually demand bribes, or at least oral sexual gratification. For me.
MagicaPractica
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Wow!
Wait, do you mean you've received commendations for giving oral sex or you give yourself commendatios? Because the first is amazing while the second is . . . well, typical for a guy.
Tio_Narratore
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Perhaps you could attend a workshop in cunnilingus?
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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MagicaPractica
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Tio_Narratore
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Is that like when the wino changed directly into Mary Poppins?
That'd be some tranny!
Hypoxia
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Reality is a clutch; I knew that. It's OK. I've got four on the floor and a fifth under the seat.
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Pet bats don't worry me. But chupacabras are a bother.
Tio_Narratore
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That's two strikes against you with the alt-right. One more, and you're deported.
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Tio_Narratore
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You missed one, JoeBob.
MagicaPractica
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Night MaryBeth.
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You done walked on my heart and you stomped that sucker flat.
Tio_Narratore
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Aren't the trunks and fears pushing things a bit? How about I just settle for unhusked?
Tio_Narratore
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Sorry boss; I'm just naturally uppity.
loquere
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Are you fucking with me, or are you serious?
MagicaPractica
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It wasn't me, I swear, it was that guy over there. He said, "if the feathers fit..."
I'm not even sure who he was talking to. Looks a little stoned, if you ask me.
Tio_Narratore
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It wasn't me wearing it.. It was that guy over there. He said, "if the feathers fit..."
There's no need to be ashamed of your fetishes here, friend; we're all non-judgmental.
MagicaPractica
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loquere
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You're welcome. That's what accountants are for.
If I get audited I'm gonna be so pissed, your sure it's okay to claim my dogs as dependants?
MagicaPractica
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Well, I guess that depends on whether they're full grown bullfrogs or just tadpoles, but I'm just a librarian! I can't give tax advice!
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Breeding dogs is easy. Put them together. Sit back on the porch with a jug of moonshine in hand. Let them fuck. Keep the keepers. Sell the rest to naifs desperate for animal companions. Keep the change.
