American Sentences

While Peeking Into The Bedroom

I saw Liz licking Pam's thigh before pulling down panties to suck cunt.
 
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Records

I don't have 45s, just LPs. I'll play some for you, if you like.




Oh, yes. The languorous luxury of 33 1/3 as opposed to the frenetic and stumpy 45 rpm.
And that huge center hole. Like an open mouth! So... hungry.
 
17 Syllables in Search of a Metaphor

Some people have long tongues. I do not. But I have enthusiasm.
 
Dearth of Politesse

Metaphors are, sadly, underrated and also they're underused.
 
Bad Day with My Hands

Endorsing a check, my signature looks like a sick caterpillar.
 
Delayed Trip

Sailing to Byzantium postponed; forgot my Dramamine again.


:cool:
 
Uselessness

The surface of a pond no creature touches, that no wind ever stirs.
 
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Some friendships are like a landscape in which I am always signing rocks.
 
If I stopped buying books today, I'll still never read all those I own.


Which knowledge does not stop my buying them. It's an addiction though, I hope, a benign one.
 
If I stopped buying books today, I'll still never read all those I own.


Which knowledge does not stop my buying them. It's an addiction though, I hope, a benign one.

Bought three more today, bookcase, boxes, Kindle, Play books all full: still tempted.
 
0001 0001 Syllables

Or eleven, hexadecimal. Get used to it, people: Nerd rule.
 
Mother's Day

I gave my mother roses and cheese. I know. It's hard to explain that.
 
Nearing on the Summer Solstice

I don't know who invented the sundress, but God bless them: Tiny Tim.
 
Broken No More

Our friendship is repaired and she feeds memories to me like honey.
 
It's Called a Psychiatrist, Dimwit!

I seek someone I can talk to, without editing myself. Fat chance.
 
Thirteen Concepts in Seventeen Syllables

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. . .
 
Too Many Therapists

The Freudian sucked, but the narrative psychologist was just right.
 
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