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dont judge me I need a tan
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LizVegas79
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Thanks everyone! Great pics and captions! 
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"Oh really? Your own jet? What kind?"
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"I'll do this to your penis at halftime if you want."
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"Your wife's sorry she scratched your car in the driveway yesterday. She sent me to apologize for her though
so you're going to forgive her, right?"
"So for this part of your full body massage I need you to make eye contact so I can-- eye. Contact."
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"I licked it, so its mine"
I bet you regret dumoing ne now don't you?
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"Dammit, blondes always get to have all the fun."
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"I swing both ways. Do you?"
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Not sure if there's a pen in that pocket, but please feel free to look.
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Not sure if there's a pen in that pocket, but please feel free to look.
Tell me! Is it true what they say about girls who wear glasses?
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So tell me. Where did you hide the remote?
LizVegas79
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"That's not where I hid the remote, pervert."
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"I already had two. You guys realize I'm probably going to agree to just about anything after I finish this, right?"
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(EXACTLY what I would have written!)
Great minds think alike
I thought I made my instructions clear....NO panties
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Great minds think alike
I thought I made my instructions clear....NO panties
"I thought I made my instructions clear .... NO talking!"
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"I already had two. You guys realize I'm probably going to agree to just about anything after I finish this, right?"
If you think sucking a frozen drink through a straw takes talent....wait till you see what I do with your cock.
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"Tell me when to stop, okay?"
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"Tell me when to stop, okay?"
"I'm glad I wore my safety glasses....you could put my eye out!"
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"Keep you eyes closed. Remember the first time you put it in my ass without asking permission first?"
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"We won that case without hardly trying. I told the partners I think we should totally work on more cases together, don't you?"
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"Keep you eyes closed. Remember the first time you put it in my ass without asking permission first?"
The nurse came in and told him, "It's time to take your temperature, Mr. Jones." But that certainly didn't look like the usual thermometer they'd shoved up his ass.
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