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EctoJohn

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Near Mint Condition Chubby Male
One Available Only
Makes a good house husband.
Not much to look at but runs like a charm.
Low maintenance.
Available to single women 27-35 (age flexible).

He cooks.
He cuddles.
He stores easily in any size bed.
Absolutely free!

If interested, contact seller.
 
Further offering bump!

I come with my own interchangable and removable clothes! :D
 
Wouldn't you like to have several to choose from? It gives you the opportunity to find a good fit. :)
 
Aww, perhaps if you offer free gift wrapping with a big bow it would increase your already enticing offer? :D
 
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