The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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StormRising said:
And you get a raspberry air freshener for your car.

Putting in an empty ChikFilA cup with the dregs of iced tea still in it.

And you get a teaspoon of lemon zest!

Putting in 6 Stephen King magazines
 
StormRising said:
And you get back a zombie cat.

Putting in my empty stomach.


And you get a feast fit for a king.

Putting in my old playboy magazines :D
 
kiten69 said:
And you get a feast fit for a king.

Putting in my old playboy magazines :D


And you get a department store manekin dressed as a pirate!

Putting in 3 wristwatches that don't work.
 
Explaura said:
And you get a department store manekin dressed as a pirate!

Putting in 3 wristwatches that don't work.


You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you. :)


Putting in a frozen food dinner ....
 
RogueLurker said:
You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you. :)


Putting in a frozen food dinner ....

You get a baby seal club.

I put in two beat up Garfield books.
 
RogueLurker said:
You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you. :)


Putting in a frozen food dinner ....

And you get an economy size bottle of Pepto-Bismol.


Putting in a set of old encyclopedias.
 
TE999 said:
And you get an economy size bottle of Pepto-Bismol.


Putting in a set of old encyclopedias.

And getting back a life-time subscription to Wikipedia.

Putting in a bag of tangled and tarnished garland.
 
The_Darkness said:
You get a baby seal club.

I put in two beat up Garfield books.

[Crap missed a post!]

You get an old VHS tape of 'A Christmas Story'

I put in a beat up snowman Christmas ornament.
 
glynndah said:
And getting back a life-time subscription to Wikipedia.

Putting in a bag of tangled and tarnished garland.

[I'm no damn good at this am I?]


You get my old silver plastic Christmas tree.

I put in this damn slow computer.
 
TE999 said:
[I'm no damn good at this am I?]


You get my old silver plastic Christmas tree.

I put in this damn slow computer.

And you get back a big giant night light made by Microsoft.

I put in a cracked Christmas mug.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back a big giant night light made by Microsoft.

I put in a cracked Christmas mug.

You get a Rudolph dish towel to mop up that hot chocolate.

I put in a motorized match dispenser from when I smoked.

Peace.
 
TE999 said:
You get a Rudolph dish towel to mop up that hot chocolate.

I put in a motorized match dispenser from when I smoked.

Peace.

You get a big of Hershey's Kisses.

I put in a collection of burned candles.
 
You get a sack of burned-out light bulbs.

I put in a rusty dry wall saw.
 
TE999 said:
You get a sack of burned-out light bulbs.

I put in a rusty dry wall saw.

You get a box of Allen wrenches.

I put in a box of band-aids with only the little circle ones left.
 
glynndah said:
You get a box of Allen wrenches.

I put in a box of band-aids with only the little circle ones left.

You get a dog-eared First Aid manual.

I put in 3 brass figurines of frogs.
 
TE999 said:
You get a dog-eared First Aid manual.

I put in 3 brass figurines of frogs.

And get a Prince CD.

I put in a bowling pin trophy.
 
glynndah said:
And get a Prince CD.

I put in a bowling pin trophy.

You get a spare tire (get it?)

I put in a stack of 'National Geographic' magazines.
 
TE999 said:
You get a spare tire (get it?)

I put in a stack of 'National Geographic' magazines.
And out pops a perpetually horny 1950's teenager.

I put in 3 mismatched black socks.
 
glynndah said:
And out pops a perpetually horny 1950's teenager.

I put in 3 mismatched black socks.

You get back a set of L.L. Bean thermal underwear.

I put in a two burner Sterno camping stove.
 
TE999 said:
You get back a set of L.L. Bean thermal underwear.

I put in a two burner Sterno camping stove.

You get a crate of MREs.

I put in a deck of cards with the 4 of diamonds missing.
 
glynndah said:
You get a crate of MREs.

I put in a deck of cards with the 4 of diamonds missing.

You get a box of slightly used poker chips.

I put in a wilted potted petunia.
 
TE999 said:
You get a box of slightly used poker chips.

I put in a wilted potted petunia.

And get a poinsettia with the blossoms chewed off by the cats.

I put in a slightly melted Hershey's with Almonds bar.
 
glynndah said:
And get a poinsettia with the blossoms chewed off by the cats.

I put in a slightly melted Hershey's with Almonds bar.

And you get a DVD "The Best of the Galloping Gourmet".

I put in two matinee tickets for 'Les Miserables".
 
TE999 said:
And you get a DVD "The Best of the Galloping Gourmet".

I put in two matinee tickets for 'Les Miserables".

And you get a CATS The Reunion Tour poster.

I put in 6 remote controls, leaving one for him.
 
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