Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

What do I do? Well, I work for the IRS. Say--have you ever been audited?
 
No, no! I'm not into spanking. That ruler is just so I can enter your stats in my online small dick collection.

What was your name again?
 
Jerry likes this. Jerry really likes this. Give Jerry what he needs, baby. Jerry’s about to cum, baby.

Oh. Oh, Jerry.

Jerry's outta here.
 
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