The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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CrimsonMaiden said:
I'm married, and I still can't get laid... wait, that's normal isn't it? :rolleyes:

Yeah, pretty much normal. Except honeymooners, they still haven't clued into what they've gotten themselves into.
 
It's Friday.

Just as a side note:
I won't be getting laid today.

*sigh*

But, I did buy a new pack of batteries. :devil:
 
logophile said:
It's Friday.

Just as a side note:
I won't be getting laid today.

*sigh*

But, I did buy a new pack of batteries. :devil:

Need help installing those batteries? ;)
 
logophile said:
It's Friday.

Just as a side note:
I won't be getting laid today.

*sigh*

But, I did buy a new pack of batteries. :devil:

I tried to get laid yesterday and got shot down.

Today is a sure thing... isn't it? :(
 
logophile said:
Perfect.
When can you be here? :p

That would depend entirely upon where 'here' was. Add in the fact that I don't own a vehicle, or even drive.. I would say at least a few weeks :p
 
tolyk said:
That would depend entirely upon where 'here' was. Add in the fact that I don't own a vehicle, or even drive.. I would say at least a few weeks :p

Oh, well, by then I'll be on another set of batteries. But you can throw those away for me when you get here.

Until then... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ;)
 
logophile said:
Oh, well, by then I'll be on another set of batteries. But you can throw those away for me when you get here.

Until then... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ;)

*chuckle* Sounds like a plan :)

Damn geography eh?
 
tolyk said:
*chuckle* Sounds like a plan :)

Damn geography eh?

Yeah, it's pretty much always getting in my way.
Call when you get close. I'll leave the light on for you.
 
carsonshepherd said:
*watching*

Now this is a thread for horny people! :D

You know, I'm quite surprised that the women seem to outnumber the men in this thread.. and they're all incredibly gorgeous women at that.. this world is insane!
 
tolyk said:

Damn geography eh?
There's the dead giveaway to your location, hehe.
You know, I'm quite surprised that the women seem to outnumber the men in this thread.. and they're all incredibly gorgeous women at that.. this world is insane!
Yes, the world is insane and so is my boyfriend(also he's difficult to wake up).:rolleyes:
 
i had the most incredible sex last night.
she led me into the bedroom and right up to the edgeof the bed. i looked down and it was covered with white rose petals.
it was slow sex
it was in your face sex
it was fast and furious sex
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and then, i woke up.:rolleyes:
 
vella_ms said:
i had the most incredible sex last night.
she led me into the bedroom and right up to the edgeof the bed. i looked down and it was covered with white rose petals.
it was slow sex
it was in your face sex
it was fast and furious sex
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
and then, i woke up.:rolleyes:

awwws, *hugs*
 
OhMissScarlett said:
There's the dead giveaway to your location, hehe.

Yes, the world is insane and so is my boyfriend(also he's difficult to wake up).:rolleyes:

Yeah, I know eh? I type it quite on purpose too, very fond of my national word :)

Well, I have no claims to sanity, but thats an entirely different story.
 
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