is it ok to hug male friends if you are married?

Single or married, dudes don't fucking touch me.

Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.

And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.
 
I think it's perfectly fine to hug guys you're not married to, while fully clothed. At a nude beach, now that's a little different.
 
Single or married, dudes don't fucking touch me.

Married women are allowed to hug me, so long as they also hug my penis with their mouth.

And single women are forbidden from wasting my time with hugs and, instead, are required to just tell me which hole they want fucked. Although, I gotta say, it's made the holidays somewhat awkward since grandpa died.

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I think it's alright to give a familiar male friend a hug, fully-clothed.

I usually don't, however. I don't even like handshakes. Touching strange people is not on my top-ten.
 
The straight-arm is your friend...


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Sure it's ok. Unless your hubby knows what a whore you are.

Or he's insane.
 
Ha!

Any good looking naked woman hugging me better have a liking for instant wood!:devil:

or even wearing a Bikini for that matter.
 
Sure it's ok. Unless your hubby knows what a whore you are.

Or he's insane.

"She" claims her husband, who's "lots of years older" than she is, started dating her three years ago when she was fifteen.

Sanity is not in abundance.
 
I like those nice looking females that give full body hugs!

Yes, yes indeed.

The kind were you damned near need a smoke afterwards!
 
A real male doesn't get wood by seeing a strang women in a bikini because a real man has a real woman at home.

Lady, you go rubbing that stuff all over me I promise I will get wood!

I have a lot of self control but there are limits.

And I'm on wife # 4 and it's going to be a long year.

She already said the "D" word after twenty plus years.

I'm ready.
 
Lady, you go rubbing that stuff all over me I promise I will get wood!

I have a lot of self control but there are limits.

And I'm on wife # 4 and it's going to be a long year.

She already said the "D" word after twenty plus years.

I'm ready.

You? On your 4th divorce? Shut yo mouth! Fucking piece of shit.
 
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