PM asshattery

Nice link, MsQuote... and it makes me shudder that people are like that.

There are, and I live near the biggest Mecca of Douchebaggery this side New Jersey. There are actually nightclubs that have a no wife beater T-shirt/gold chains dress code.
 
I rarely get Pm's and they are almost always normal ones.

I don't harass people or try to force myself on them.


If I get single again in the next year or so, then I, no doubt will start to flirt more.

So far I've only had to back peddle three or four times since 2000 as I let my keyboard overload my ass!
 
Please, oh please, oh please, ask him what he wants you to do!!! Can't wait to hear what he wants that he feels the need the hypnotize you to do it! lol
Show your face and tell me about your body Unicorn you are falling in love with me and this love grows powerfully. You are aroused by me and crave my affection. When you wake you will be devoted to me and wish to be with me real life Wake now


Its interesting how he didnt put the "pics pls" part AFTER he "re-hypnotized" me.

My reply:

Why don't you message me more often? I always love talking to you. If I could I'd make you talk to me three times a day! I'd even go to where you are just to be near you.


Now for the pics..... What should I send him?
 
Its interesting how he didnt put the "pics pls" part AFTER he "re-hypnotized" me.

My reply:




Now for the pics..... What should I send him?
How about this?
pic19.jpg
 
Why do guys lie and say they are sending me a PM because they read my profile?


married~ I chat, tease, flirt, discuss, converse, pontificate, and sometimes even debate. But I don't cam, skype, or cyber. I like reading and came here because I wanted to work on my writing, found the boards and decided to stay and have some fun. Now if you would like to pm me, have introduced yourself on one of the public forums, and feel that I have not already answered your questions...feel free


I'm sorry but is it ambiguous? How can you read that and then say "I read your profile..." and expect a response from me?

Should I be clearer? Perhaps state Don't send me a PM if I haven't met you on the boards? I thought it was pretty clear, but maybe it isn't.

There, of course, is my sig which states the same thing, but still...:rolleyes:
 
I remember a guy actually arguing with me. He said 'love your post but is it true you've only had sex (x amount) times since you got married' I explained that I didn't write that but he came back saying I did, went back & forth awhile....in the end I told him to look at the username & the post. Really should have just ignored him though.
 
I remember a guy actually arguing with me. He said 'love your post but is it true you've only had sex (x amount) times since you got married' I explained that I didn't write that but he came back saying I did, went back & forth awhile....in the end I told him to look at the username & the post. Really should have just ignored him though.

[laughs]

Yeah I think I may start responding to all of the "Read your profile..." PMs with "No you didn't. Read it again."

What do you think? Too mean? :rolleyes:
 
[laughs]

Yeah I think I may start responding to all of the "Read your profile..." PMs with "No you didn't. Read it again."

What do you think? Too mean? :rolleyes:
Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."
 
thanks as ever to the brightest light in the how to community sweeterika for the inspiration:


so here's the idea. a large number of lit users--esp the women, but not exclusively--get unsolicited private messages from other lit users that are just plain lame. they're often unsolicited come ons from people who are obviously just copying & pasting the same text into PMs they apparently send to everyone who ever posts.

so the request is simple: copy & paste the text of stupid/putrid/whatever unsolicited PMs you've gotten in this thread.

now, a thread like this exists in the BDSM cafe. because that thread's been around for a while and the BDSM/HT crossover appears to be fairly high, respecting the same rules seems only fair:

please do:
protect and respect the sender's right to anonymity

please do not:
provide real names.
provide nicknames/account names/IDs/screen names ... whichever you choose to call them.
provide any personal and/or identifiable information such as email addresses, phone numbers, addresses etc.
provide a picture of the person who sent you the email or PM .. unless you can prove to manu or laurel or any other admin or mod who requests said proof from you.
do anything else on this thread that is against the "terms of service" (TOS) you agreed to when you registered for an account at literotica.

everyone ready? let's go!

ed

wow, I have been here two hours and I could contribute here!
 
I only get occasional PMs from rational people. No one ever sends me crazy, stupid, blatently sexual PMs. *sniff* What am I doing wrong? *sniff sniff*
 
Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."

Oh my god I love that idea!!
 
[laughs]

Yeah I think I may start responding to all of the "Read your profile..." PMs with "No you didn't. Read it again."

What do you think? Too mean? :rolleyes:
No, I like it haha

Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."
Now that is a great idea;)
wow, I have been here two hours and I could contribute here!
The 1st day is tough - I think you get more that 1st day than any other time.
 
Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."

Oh this is gold :)
 
How about this?
pic19.jpg
Eep, my eyes.

Further interactions:

Him: Maybe you should message me more often I always reply and I would live to see you

Me, playing dumb: okay!

Him, losing all sense of grammar and probably typing one-handed: Unicorn you live me deeply and wish to join me to be bound and used hard you crave my touch and use wake desperate to join ne real with no limits wake now

Me, laying it on a bit thick : Master, I want so much to be with you, please let me be with you to be bound and toyed for your pleasure. I want your touch so bad.... please let me come to you. Please let me take your thick cock

We shall see what he sends back.
 
Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.
 
Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.

Go to Xhamster's photo section. They usually have a good selection.
 
Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

There is some beauty to be held here ==> CLICK ON PIC FOR SEXY
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

There is some beauty to be held here ==> CLICK ON PIC FOR SEXY

Is it the eyebrows? The woman's mouth mixed with the man's face? The Chewbacca bush? The slight hint of mustache?

This pic frightens me. :D
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

There is some beauty to be held here ==> CLICK ON PIC FOR SEXY
Em, really, sweetie, you don't have to hide here. We love you. No matter what you look like. :kiss:

OK, I couldn't resist! I told ya I'd be back tonight in my old form! Let the games begin! :D
 
Got to change something on my profile...apparently it is not obvious that I'm not a pornbot.

Several pm's today and yesterday of this variety: hi, I'm *****. I'm really horny, and your AV turns me on. Can we chat on Yahoo?

Certainly. Nothing I'd like better this morning than to selflessly service your hard-on. Can't reply with my YIM fast enough! Lol
 
He's back! New SN.

Hey! I'm ****, **.m.****. My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute and bit sarcastic one of the group. I just got in from a run, and was on lit and saw your profile. I'd love to chat.

My friends have no idea about my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and try new things.

I love to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people, and flirt naturally. I hope we can connect.

What are you up to this evening? I hope to hear from you soon.



What is the story here?? I haven't been around long enough to know...but this is the third one!
 
He's back! New SN.

Hey! I'm ****, **.m.****. My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute and bit sarcastic one of the group. I just got in from a run, and was on lit and saw your profile. I'd love to chat.

My friends have no idea about my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and try new things.

I love to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people, and flirt naturally. I hope we can connect.

What are you up to this evening? I hope to hear from you soon.



What is the story here?? I haven't been around long enough to know...but this is the third one!

I heard from him months ago.

Aside from the obvious and insincere cut and paste message, this guy sounds harmless.
 
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