smart arse (m) for smarty pants (f)

MattWolf

Renaissance Fella
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Good evening. Or morning.

Looking for trouble?
Or simply wishing to shoot the breaze?

Want to see if we can float each other's boat?
Or if can lead each other astray?

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Or to be careful, you're so sharp you'll cut yourself?

I'm Matt, 43, tall, dark, ever so slightly balding on top, but still with all my own teeth.

You're... well I haven't met you yet. Drop me a line and say hello.
 
Maybe should have included, see if we can lead each other into tempation.
 
All your own original teeth? Wow, you may be out of my league.

I feel I should add a qualification.

I've all my own teeth. But some of them having fillings. (So, technically, I've all my own teeth but some of my teeth are not 100% mine...)

There, does that make me sound less perfect and intimidating?
 
Good evening world. (Unless in your part of the world it isn't evening, in which case please insert appropriate salutation.)
 
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