The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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glynndah said:
And you get a CATS The Reunion Tour poster.

I put in 6 remote controls, leaving one for him.


And you get a 14" b/w TV in the garage.

I put in a disposable camera with color film.
 
TE999 said:
And you get a 14" b/w TV in the garage.

I put in a disposable camera with color film.
And get 24 snap shots of someone else's vacation.

I put in a box of stocking stuffers.
 
glynndah said:
And get 24 snap shots of someone else's vacation.

I put in a box of stocking stuffers.

You get back the present you gave Cousin Alfred last year.

I put in a jar of buffalo nickels.
 
TE999 said:
You get back the present you gave Cousin Alfred last year.

I put in a jar of buffalo nickels.

And you get this year's winning entry in the Buffalo Chip Throwing Tournament.

I put in a bunch of unused cat toys.
 
glynndah said:
And you get this year's winning entry in the Buffalo Chip Throwing Tournament.

I put in a bunch of unused cat toys.

And you get back a barn cat pregnant with two-headed quintuplets- that all meow!

I put in a very itchy and arthritic thumb.
 
glynndah said:
And you get this year's winning entry in the Buffalo Chip Throwing Tournament.

I put in a bunch of unused cat toys.

And you get back an autographed hair ball from the 1st prize winner at the cat show.

I put in a peacock feather.
 
StormRising said:
And you get back a barn cat pregnant with two-headed quintuplets- that all meow!

I put in a very itchy and arthritic thumb.

And you get back a tube of Gold bond salve.

I put in a 3 ring notebook of bad poetry.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a tube of Gold bond salve.

I put in a 3 ring notebook of bad poetry.

And get an angst-riddled teenager.

I put in my last 2 Oreo cookies.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back an autographed hair ball from the 1st prize winner at the cat show.

I put in a peacock feather.
And get a very angry peacock.

I put in a tube of kiwi lube.
 
glynndah said:
And get a very angry peacock.

I put in a tube of kiwi lube.

And get back a case of the clap.

I put in two very tired and myopic eyeballs, three hamsters, and a rpg.
 
glynndah said:
And get an angst-riddled teenager.

I put in my last 2 Oreo cookies.

You get back a glass half-full of buttermilk.

I put in a calendar with pictures of tractors.
 
StormRising said:
And get back a case of the clap.

I put in two very tired and myopic eyeballs, three hamsters, and a rpg.

You get back a paranoid pot-bellied pig.

I put in a worn pair of ballet slippers.
 
TE999 said:
You get back a paranoid pot-bellied pig.

I put in a worn pair of ballet slippers.

And get a foot massage.

I put in a royal-blue crushed velvet leisure suit.
 
glynndah said:
And get a foot massage.

I put in a royal-blue crushed velvet leisure suit.


And you get back the 'Saturday Night Fever' CD, remixed.

I put in a lava lamp.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back the 'Saturday Night Fever' CD, remixed.

I put in a lava lamp.

And get a bean bag chair and a disco ball!

I put in the chirping bird clock.
 
glynndah said:
And get a bean bag chair and a disco ball!

I put in the chirping bird clock.

And you get the kittykat clock with the rolling eyes and swinging tail.

I put in a cedar lined hope chest.
 
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TE999 said:
And you get the kittykat clock with the rolling eyes and swinging tail.

I put in a cedar lined hope chest.

And get back a king-sized green down comforter.

I put in all the change I found in the bottom of the washer.
 
glynndah said:
And get back a king-sized green down comforter.

I put in all the change I found in the bottom of the washer.


And you get back a bag of gourmet jelly beans.

I put in a set of bronze andirons.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a bag of gourmet jelly beans.

I put in a set of bronze andirons.
And get back a coal scuttle.

I put in my warm flannel jammies.
 
glynndah said:
And get back a coal scuttle.

I put in my warm flannel jammies.

And you get back a red teddy.

I put in a pair of comfy fur slippers.
 
And you get back bright scarlet six-inch stiletto heels. Enjoy!

I put in my nine-year-old Compaq laptop.
 
slyc_willie said:
And you get back bright scarlet six-inch stiletto heels. Enjoy!

I put in my nine-year-old Compaq laptop.


And you get back an eight-track tape player with a dash mounting.

I put in a Trivial Pursuit game.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back an eight-track tape player with a dash mounting.

I put in a Trivial Pursuit game.

Kewl.

You get a backstage pass to the set of the game show 'Lingo.'

I put in a pair of fuzzy dice
 
slyc_willie said:
Kewl.

You get a backstage pass to the set of the game show 'Lingo.'

I put in a pair of fuzzy dice


You get a dancing hula girl statue for your rear window.

I put in a set of fender skirts.
 
TE999 said:
You get a dancing hula girl statue for your rear window.

I put in a set of fender skirts.

And you get back a complete set of hubcaps for a 1974 Caddillac Coupe DeVillie

I put in a bottle of asprin
 
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