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There once was a girl with long legs
To get between them, Joe begs
They stretched for a mile
He took her with a smile
Until in walked his poor wife Meg.
 
My lover, she moaned, does snore.
It makes me sleep very poor
So when its time to retire
 
My lover, she moaned, does snore.
It makes me sleep very poor
So when its time to retire
Looking for men on lit to admire
 
My lover, she moaned, does snore.
It makes me sleep very poor
So when its time to retire
Looking for men on lit to admire
Prevents life from becoming a bore.
 
I'm terribly innocent, claimed Matt
As if it were a matter of fact
But his posts reveal
That he's quite genteel
 
I'm terribly innocent, claimed Matt
As if it were a matter of fact
But his posts reveal
That he's quite genteel
Until he puts a girl on her back
 
Her beautiful bra, she did flaunt
But her nipples she hid and did taunt
With a shake of her tits
 
Her beautiful bra, she did flaunt
But her nipples she hid and did taunt
With a shake of her tits
She put me in fits
 
Her beautiful bra, she did flaunt
But her nipples she hid and did taunt
With a shake of her tits
She put me in fits
Then away she strolled nonchalant
 
A man in a kilt, gave Dona a thrill
But she coyly held back until
One day, in the blink of an eye
 
A man in a kilt, gave Dona a thrill
But she coyly held back until
One day, in the blink of an eye
She reached and grabbed his thigh
 
A man in a kilt, gave Dona a thrill
But she coyly held back until
One day, in the blink of an eye
She reached and grabbed his thigh
And said "don't worry, I'm on the pill"
 
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