Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

I've been dreaming of this moment from the moment I started secretly following you everywhere.
 
I know where you were this morning, I know what you did Sarah! Consider this fuck my goodbye. Where over I filled for divorce an hour ago.
 
Don't worry. It's only my cat. He likes to play with things that dangle.
 
Last edited:
i dont want to hear

Another woman's name, the word slut or bitch or any degrading g name
 
Can we get back to this later? The football's on in ten minutes and I don't want to miss the pre-game chat.

And could you get me a beer?
 
Back
Top