Firmhanded_Daddy
reborn in flame
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Seriously, when I have a kid I want him to be like stewie grifin.
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Never! That's your job!
Pounces and noms before heading off to bed.
I have to what now?
What's this job?
looks over at the hot mess that is Ruffles
I need an adult!!!
*looks around*
Can't volunteer for that one neither.
*looks around*
Can't volunteer for that one neither.
Dammit Wicked!
Now what am I supposed to do with you?
I have a few ideas.
Would you like to share with the rest of the class?
Depends on what I get out of it.
Oh just share and stop being all demure.
DD... Demure Dimples.
It really doesnt hurt that he's damned cute.
Dammit Wicked!
Now what am I supposed to do with you?
*pulls out the list*
So... so far you have volunteered for stabby, experimenting, and... that's it!
I have a few ideas.
DD... Demure Dimples.
It really doesnt hurt that he's damned cute.
I'll share once I know what I'm getting out of the deal.
And don't you dare start calling me that!
Though I will agree that I'm damned cute. Sometimes....
Too late DD. It's happened.
And that shit will spread like wildfire.
Also, now you've built up this idea of yours so we all think it's gonna be amazing cause you won't share till you know what you're getting and really.. you should just spill it cause now I'm pretty sure in my head you wanted to tie the Wicked one up and stick pins in her.. or at the very least turn her into a pinata or maybe that was my idea..
breathes
I'd share.
As far as turning her into a piñata, we'd have to fill her with treats first.
My idea did involve rope, but not pins in that manner. More of a pinching type of pin, and perhaps one of the rolling variety, just for good measure.
As far as turning her into a piñata, we'd have to fill her with treats first.
And I swear if you keep calling me that, I will never write with you again.
My idea did involve rope, but not pins in that manner. More of a pinching type of pin, and perhaps one of the rolling variety, just for good measure.
Mr. Petite! You adore me.
And that sounds like great fun, Wicked!
Who says I'm not already full of treats?
Mr. Petite! You adore me.
And that sounds like great fun, Wicked!
Oh, and I should mention. His ideas always involve rope, but he can never seem to catch me in time.
*skates out and back into bed*
Oh, and I should mention. His ideas always involve rope, but he can never seem to catch me in time.
*skates out and back into bed*
I'll share once I know what I'm getting out of the deal.
And don't you dare start calling me that!
Though I will agree that I'm damned cute. Sometimes....
Why do so many people (read: creepy loser guys) go to all the trouble of joining Lit just so they can be spammers? How wide a net do they have to cast with their bullshit pms before someone responds positively? What the fuck can they possible get out of sitting at their computer sending out one-handed mailshots?
We need some kind of a fucktard filter on our inboxes.
nods
Final thought: Reading my pms has left me feeling like I need to shower... in bleach.
Laters x
runs screaming from laptop towards bathroom
I can always switch to the other one Brit made for me. Its smaller.
Here to help... if you want.