hey all you vagitarians!
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Chomp, chomp.
Saint Peter
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I love the figure eight action!
thør
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Compulsory figures!
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Christobal
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You ripped off my original thread. You and all your posters now have to pay 15 cents per post.
I will now hold my breath in the corner. Pay up!
Please excuse my dead body in the corner.
I will now hold my breath in the corner. Pay up!
Please excuse my dead body in the corner.
Saint Peter
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I need a rink to do some patch exercises on.
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Can someone point me at the produce stand?
Thanks.
Thanks.
The crowd goes wild and the judges award 10s all around (except for the Russian judge...).
Greypowerful
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Gamahouche!!!
ImSinister
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Does it matter which direction you trace the eight? I don't want to put in hours of practice to have it all wrong.
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Clockwise swirl.....
ImSinister
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Do I do it in the opposite direction when I am in the Southern Hemisphere?
thør
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I don't think so.
ImSinister
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How do I practice this move?
Christobal
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Sam Kinison taught me how to give good head. Outline all the letters of the alphabet on the clit with you tounge. And then repeat until you get her desired results.
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neci
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spread the lips and dive in like it's your last meal on earth. if you can locate the clit, suck it like a tiny penis. ummm... yes. and fingers. what the hell. i don't know. you know in snow white and the seven dwarves when the dwarves are washing their faces and going "brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrr" while shaking their heads? that. or something.
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ImSinister
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*takes notes
I really meant WHAT do I practice on? A jelly-filled doughnut? A ripe peach? Sushi grade tuna?
Christobal
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That has happened to me more times than I like to think about.
