What do you want to know about Britain?

DisciplineMeDaddy · Oct 9, 2016

Line up... Line up... I'll answer your questions you've always wanted to ask about Britain. For one time only, providing I know the answers, of course..... So please without further ado, ask away and don't be shy....

Please nothing racist, or deliberately offensive to anyone or anywhere on the globe. Thank you for your time and questions in advance. I'll do my best to give you an appropriate answer and if in doubt I'll probably just make it up or something..... This is my game, my rules, so I can do that........

Thank you DMD xXx

cliteatingman · Oct 9, 2016

Does Brexit mean I have to pay a tariff to fuck you?

DisciplineMeDaddy said:
Line up... Line up... I'll answer your questions you've always wanted to ask about Britain. For one time only, providing I know the answers, of course..... So please without further ado, ask away and don't be shy....

Please nothing racist, or deliberately offensive to anyone or anywhere on the globe. Thank you for your time and questions in advance. I'll do my best to give you an appropriate answer and if in doubt I'll probably just make it up or something..... This is my game, my rules, so I can do that........

Thank you DMD xXx

imhere_4fun · Oct 9, 2016

Is brexit like pulling out or ruined orgasm?

Hypoxia · Oct 9, 2016

Does Brexit mean the French can't cum in your mouth? Or the Greeks in your anus? Or the Italians on... wherever?

DisciplineMeDaddy · Oct 9, 2016

cliteatingman said:
Does Brexit mean I have to pay a tariff to fuck you?

It's certainly a possibility but don't worry as we have to give two years grace before we can actually leave the EU, and you will certainly get your money's worth..... ;-)

DisciplineMeDaddy · Oct 9, 2016

imhere_4fun said:
Is brexit like pulling out or ruined orgasm?

It's would be unfair for me to comment at this time. However word on the street at this current time, is that it's more of a "is it in yet" scenario..... ;-)

DisciplineMeDaddy · Oct 9, 2016

Hypoxia said:
Does Brexit mean the French can't cum in your mouth? Or the Greeks in your anus? Or the Italians on... wherever?

Yes that's absolutely correct.;-)

Jonny G · Oct 9, 2016

Is it grim up north ?? :kiss:

SimplyMsT · Oct 9, 2016

Got my answers from Google, but thanks ...

papadoc19 · Oct 9, 2016

Why the extra "u" in words?

Hornblende · Oct 9, 2016

papadoc19 said:
Why the extra "u" in words?

Probably down to the French origin of some English words. To me, though, they look completely wrong with the 'u' removed, implying a completely different pronunciation.

LIVINRFANTASIES · Oct 9, 2016

Denny

What do you want to know about Britain?

Nothing........! Thanks for asking.

DisciplineMeDaddy · Oct 11, 2016

Jonny G said:
Is it grim up north ??

Grim and sombre.... Take a jacket, a raincoat and an umbrella... A sturdy one! X

DisciplineMeDaddy · Oct 11, 2016

papadoc19 said:
Why the extra "u" in words?

Because it's the correct spelling.....

MrEd63 · Oct 11, 2016

DisciplineMeDaddy said:
Because it's the correct spelling.....

Two nations separated by a common language - Oscar Wilde.

vidiman · Oct 11, 2016

OK slightly provocative:

In what order do the various nationalities of Britain annoy you:

ie English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh..

For me it is the English - probably because I am around more English people than others

suckonsimon · Oct 11, 2016

Jonny G said:
Is it grim up north ??

DisciplineMeDaddy said:
Grim and sombre.... Take a jacket, a raincoat and an umbrella... A sturdy one! X

Beg to differ ... extremely!!

Are the English of the South prejudiced in their opinions about the North?

vidiman · Oct 11, 2016

My roots are in the North of England and the South of Scotland - when I travel up the country and reach hills just south of Cumbria or the Yorkshire moors - I feel at one with my surroundings.

I have lived in the South and the North, I have worked in both as well. I have visited the tip of Scotland and the toe of Cornwall- I have travelled form the west most point of Wales to the Eastern coast of Northumbria. This country has some breathtaking scenery and fabulous people.

But the North has a calling for me.

(just wish it would stop fuckin raining)

suckonsimon · Oct 11, 2016

vidiman said:
My roots are in the North of England and the South of Scotland - when I travel up the country and reach hills just south of Cumbria or the Yorkshire moors - I feel at one with my surroundings.

I have lived in the South and the North, I have worked in both as well. I have visited the tip of Scotland and the toe of Cornwall- I have travelled form the west most point of Wales to the Eastern coast of Northumbria. This country has some breathtaking scenery and fabulous people.

But the North has a calling for me.

(just wish it would stop fuckin raining)

'a calling for you' - I like that, and get it.

East of the Penines, East of the Cheviots - prevailing winds have already dumped their water by the time they reach the North East and the wonderful Northumberland coast.

Jaime_H · Oct 11, 2016

I watched a documentary about the great Guy Martin attempting to go 400 mph on two wheels at Bonneville.
At first the US guys could not understand a word the Grimsby lad said. So funny...

vidiman · Oct 11, 2016

suckonsimon said:
'a calling for you' - I like that, and get it.

East of the Penines, East of the Cheviots - prevailing winds have already dumped their water by the time they reach the North East and the wonderful Northumberland coast.

it is like a subtle rhythm that emanates form the land - let me know when it sounds tooo corny

Northumbria I have never managed to fully appreciate - Yorkshire 100% get it. Northumbria haven't been enough, but that will be rectified.

Ireland hills and lakes fantastic. Welsh coast and mountains. The lake district. Yorkshire dales / moors, the Peak district, Scotland, Edinburgh, up the east side to the top, over to the north west (breathtaking, unique and outlandish scenery), the isles, the lochs...
Cornwall, Devon.... what is not to like.

vidiman · Oct 11, 2016

Jaime_H said:
I watched a documentary about the great Guy Martin attempting to go 400 mph on two wheels at Bonneville.
At first the US guys could not understand a word the Grimsby lad said. So funny...

He is quite broad isn't he

I don't understand half of what he says. But very engaging.

Wild_Honey_66 · Oct 13, 2016

*lurks... with a silly grin and a happy sigh*

ydahecnot · Oct 13, 2016

Least surprising post ever.

Wild_Honey_66 · Oct 13, 2016

ydahecnot said:
Least surprising post ever.

I know, I know. I'm sure everyone's tired of my infatuation by now.

But there's just something about them... :heart:

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