Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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lettinmyhairdown
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"oh look honey, a nickel!"
Sorry babe my bad...
Sorry babe my bad...
latecomer91364
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"Wrong hole!" (hahaha - there's no such thing)
ChloeTzang
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Lol. Too late by the time you hear that.
JKendallDane
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The smoke detector going off.
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bobb_sledd
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The chambering of a shotgun shell...
Handley_Page
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The sound of a knife blade on a sharpening stone. . . .
Handley_Page
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(Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!"
Modernmenelaus
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From Yorkshire, England
"Ee, tha don't sweat much for a fat lass/lad"
"Ee, tha don't sweat much for a fat lass/lad"
ChloeTzang
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It's stuck in there. I think we're going to need to go to the ER
Handley_Page
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Nice one, Chloe. 
"I think you'll be OK if you can change the battery."
"I think you'll be OK if you can change the battery."
ChloeTzang
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Nice one, Chloe.
"I think you'll be OK if you can change the battery."
Oh no! I can't turn it off!
JKendallDane
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Holdsh shtilshz forsh a minutesh...I lostsh minsh denturshs insh theresh ansh Ish needsh toosh digsh themsh outsh.
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