Be as boring as possible.

There is a small scratch on the touchscreen of my phone. It's not really in the way or anything as it's apostrophe sized and off on the top right edge. I really have no idea how it could have happened. None.
 
I've just walked through my factory and one of my staff is wearing a curly black wig for no apparent reason.
 
I've been watching for a long time, and it seems the bread isn't going to rise. Stupid Washingtonian climate.
 
It was colder than usual in my bedroom last night. Turns out I left the window open. It is closed now, so it will probably be back to normal tonight.
 
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