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Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

"I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past."
 
"Have you ever heard of Scientology?"
__________

"Don't worry, he only likes to watch."
__________

"Hey, I have that exact same birthmark!"
__________

"I dunno, I think it's something I picked up in Liberia last week."
 
I think i gave you laxitives instead of viagra,

I'd move my head if I were you this one has follow through.
 
"So this is what it's like to have sex with someone with a pulse. I don't like it..... Wait right there for a second, I'll be right back."
 
"This is'nt going to work, my cock's scarred of your pussy. Something must have died in there."
 
"Your the fifth person I've cummed inside today, but your alot hotter than that woman I met outside the aids clinic."
 
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