Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

"You know I think you're beautiful and you're great in bed, I've just always been curious about a threesome. Do you think your brother would join us?"
 
"Eighteen?" Giggle "Who said I was eighteen?"

Also the above phrase followed with the ratchet sound of a pump shotgun being worked.

That's my fave so far...
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Or

oh, hi daddy! Um...

I've had that for a while now, keep forgetting to get it checked out.

I know I've just met you, but have you ever heard of twin flames?
 
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