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Lit Name: Joe Wordsworth
Alt's: None, and never really understood them.
Age: 27
Your Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Occupation: Logician, Sales Manager
Link to Stories on Lit: In my signature
Location: Jackson, MS
Timezone: US Central
Offline until notice: (none)
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Dog
What transition are you undergoing? I'm not undergoing one.
What should people know about you before posting with you: I may disagree with your reasoning, don't mistake that for disagreeing with your personhood.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first: Tough call... probably "Colors" for non-erotic and my current series if we're looking for some heat.
 
Lit Name : Anomica
Alt's : None
Age : 41
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : Adult education
Link to Stories on Lit : Click me...
Location : Swedish westcoast
Timezone : CET +1 (Central European Time +1, Brussels, Stockholm...)
Your SO if on Lit : -
Political Affiliation : Social democrat with humanistic tendencies
Offline until notice : ?
Your First Language : Swedish
Cat or Dog Person : Allergic
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Introducing myself on Lit after all these years
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): Easy-going, strange sense of humor (love Monthy Python and Robin Williams), curiuos.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : A New Level (at least my readers seem to think it's my best so far.

For any other information, just ask.
 
Lit Name : starlightqueen
Alt's : no
Age : 26
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : straight, but happy to check out other girls ;)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : seeing someone exclusively
Occupation : grad student
Link to Stories on Lit : My stories on Lit
Location : Montreal
Timezone : GMT +5, I think. Eastern.
Your SO if on Lit : nope
Political Affiliation : apathetic, with socialist leanings
Offline until notice : My internet connection will have to be pried from my cold, dead hands.
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Well, I was transitioning into starting grad school and moving into montreal, but I'm pretty settled now. It's hopefully smooth sailing from now till graduation in the fall.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'm pretty easygoing, but I will correct you if you use "good" as an adverb or "u" drop letters from words.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Well, there's only the one, but it's been well received. It's linked in my sig.
 
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Welcome To My Nightmare

Lit Name : Anschul
Alt's : None that I can think of
Age : Over the hill, under the gun, above the curve, inside my muse
Your Gender : I dress to the right, I lean to the left
Orientation : Right side up, upside down, but one way at a time
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married happily in cement
Occupation : Writer. All day and all night. Preoccupation: This place
Link: http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=950098&page=submissions
Location : South Beach. The only beach.
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : ?
Political Affiliation : Left of Jenny Jackson
Offline until notice : Offline until I'm not
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Decidedly dog. German Shorthaired Pointers rock!!!
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Recently retired from gainful employ, recently turned sixty, recently discovered sex after sixty. About to discover sex after 61.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less). There is nothing--repeat NOTHING--that shocks me, I prefer sex to poetry, but it's close. That's why I'm here.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Jeffrey's First time. Jeffrey was really 14 when this happened, and it happened, exactly that way.
 
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Lit Name :Voluptuary_Manque'
Alt's :none
Age : late middle
Your Gender :male
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : married
Occupation : teacher
Link to Stories on Lit : In my sig block
Location : SoCal
Timezone : Pacific
Your SO if on Lit :none
Political Affiliation :libertarian leanings
Offline until notice : no
Your First Language :english
Cat or Dog Person :dog
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). None of yer damn' bizness
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) Help you out? Of course. I'm a teacher; that's what we do!

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Try Lost and Redeemed because I really tried with that one. The Round-up . . . Is Over! has been favorably received by a tough audience, the LW crowd.
 
Lit Name: Gizzmotick
Alt's: n/a
Age: 29
Your Gender: Male
Orientation:Straight
Status: Happily Mauied
Occupation: Security Guy that everyone hates - also a small business owner
Link to Stories on Lit: My one story so far
Location: Chicagoland
Timezone: CST
Your SO if on Lit: Katyusha
Political Affiliation: Independent
Religion: n/a
Offline until notice: Usually will be offline
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Kittys
What transition are undergoing? Personal matters and all.... I'd rather not say.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): Nothing that I can think of.
 
Lit Name : Sweetnpetite
Alt's : Amy Sweet and a few others
Age : 33
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Heteroflexible
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : attached
Occupation : underachiever
Link to Stories on Lit :
Location : Michigan
Timezone : Eastern Standard (I think)
Your SO if on Lit : seaknighte
Political Affiliation : very liberal
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Bunnies
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).
I'm learning to stand up for myself and working on my self confidence

What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
I don't cyber with men.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :
Depends on what you like-
The Stranger (non-con, my first lit effort)
Imperfect Beauty (novel) written for National Novel Writing Challenge (NaNoWriMo)
TXT MSSG (Taboo/Daddy roleplay)
Mira and Alicia (Lesbian/Toys)
Kinky Kiki (Call girl/domination)
Forced to Pee (give it a chance)
Midnight in the Garden of Eva (dark fantasy)
The First Time the Earth Moved (pagan-esque)
Enough is Enough (Non-Con female on male/Femdom)
 
Lit Name :millennium_bard
Alt's :QSWordsmith (Inactive and abandoned)
Age :47
Your Gender :Male
Orientation :Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) :Widowed/Not looking
Occupation :Retired/writer
Link to Stories on Lit :My efforts to entertain you
Location :Nebraska
Timezone :Mountain (US)
Your SO if on Lit :None
Political Affiliation :Libertarian
Offline until notice :Usually without notice either coming or going
Your First Language :American English
Cat or Dog Person :Dog but will tolerate cats
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).Coming to grips with my own mortality and the mortality of those around me
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)I have a very odd sense of humor.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :Ishmael
 
Lit Name : PJ52606
Alt's :
Age : a young 35
Your Gender : Well, I don't have a stem on my cherry, so I must be a female
Orientation : Straight as a board
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : married
Occupation : mom/wife/bookkeeper/taxi driver/nurse/doctor/eternal friend (now ask me what I get paid for...LOL)
Link to Stories on Lit : My Stories
Location : Texas, USA
Timezone : Central
Your SO if on Lit : huh?
Political Affiliation : I choose not to discuss politics
Offline until notice : never offline
Your First Language : PJ-ese
Cat or Dog Person : Neither - they both pee on the floor...I have daughters for that
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). To a fabulous sex goddess
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)

I am a staunch defender of the under dog. There is so much more, but I only have 20 words.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : If you choose to read my stories, and want sex, I like Mr. Yummy Cums Home. IF you like romance, I like Bonnie and Jeff.
 
Lit Name : michchick98
Alt's : none
Age : 45
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : single/go away
Occupation : assembly/factory worker
Link to Stories on Lit : Click the link in my sig.
Location : Suburban Detroit, Michigan.
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : none
Political Affiliation : Democrat
Offline until notice : Only offline if there are storms or power outages in the area.
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog
What transition are you undergoing? (20 words or less). Nothing at the moment.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'm easy to get along with unless I'm insulted or otherwise berated for no reason, then the gloves come off. (That was also more than 20 words...sorry.)
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Dunno...every time I pick a favorite, I end up pulling it for publication.
 
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Lit Name : Fun_PA_Lady
Alt's : none
Age : 42
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Deliriously happily married
Occupation : business writer
Link to Stories on Lit : I don't know how to do that :(
Location : Near Philadelphia
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : none
Political Affiliation : Variable
Offline until notice : Rarely
Your First Language : English and Typo (bilingual)
Cat or Dog Person : Both!
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Actually I feel pretty stable. Knock wood.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'm a pretty happy person in general.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I'm still really, really new
 
Well, shitski, I completely forgot I'd filled one of these out already last year here.

The only changes since then are I'm a year older, I'm undergoing a few transitions--expanding my career, pumping iron, keeping a close eye on my cardio health--and that while you don't need to know anything about me before posting with me, you can look up my full entry last time (much more literate than this one was) or read What I Like, in limerick form for a fun idea. But hell, ping me; I'm chatty.

I travel all over North America and, time permitting, would love to meet Litsters. Was just in Philly for a conference recently, going to SoCal in July, Portland (OR) in November, Atlanta and Western Mass. next May, and I'm not sure where else yet.

Go read Kim and Me Ch. 01 and if you like it, read more. :)

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:eek: I'm thinking it's about time I added myself!!

Lit Name: Tatelou/Lou-Lou/Lou
Alt's: Shock Chick (the switch bitch)
Age: 35
Your Gender: Female
Orientation: Straight
Status: Separated
Occupation: Dog Trainer - I run my own business.
Link to Stories on Lit: Lou-Lou's Stories
Which of my stories should you read first? Hmmm, it depends what yer looking for, I guess. If you wanna read a bit of BDSM/Humiliation/Reluctance then "Public Humiliation" would be a good one. If ya wanna read a bit of filthy fun, then go for "Santa's Dungeon". If ya want some Erotic Horror (my first love, in both reading and writing) then for for "Faithful" or "The Letting".
Location: Southern England
Time Zone: GMT (or BST right now, as it's summer!)
Nationality: British
Your SO if on Lit: None
Political Affiliation: None, I'm disillusioned with the lot of 'em right now. But I do lean to the left.
Offline until notice: I'm on at random times, depending when I have work on.
Your First Language: English
Cat or Dog Person: Dogs, love them to bits (I have two border collies), but I also have cats.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, listening to music (mainly rock), gaming (mainly WoW), walking the dogs, shopping with my daughters.
What transition are undergoing? I separated from my husband not long ago so that's one hell of a transition. I don't want to be alone forever, but I'm taking my time to consider my options, as it were...
What should people know about you before posting with you? Take everything I say with a pinch of salt. I'm never serious, but often say (type) stuff before fully thinking it through. I'm impulsive and expressive. Oh, and a bit filthy. Filth ftw! :p
 
lowflykiwi

Lit Name : lowflykiwi
Alt's : kiwidude
Age : 54
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : attached (it's complicated)
Occupation : Computer geek
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=990574&page=submissions
Location : Name says it all
Timezone : Opposite to everyone else
Your SO if on Lit : No, but she knows...
Political Affiliation : Pissed off
Offline until notice : n/a
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat - Miss Smooch, Dog - Poppy

What transition are undergoing? : Exploring a new side of me, writing erotica instead of reading it. I like it, hopefully others will too.

What should people know about you before posting with you : Pretty down to earth sort of guy. May not pick up on the finer points of innuendo or sarcasm, so be gentle :)

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Currently I would pick: "The Last Train"
 
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Lit Name : JagFarlane
Alt's : N/A
Age : 27
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : single
Occupation : Nuclear Electrician
Link to Stories on Lit : Chyoo writer
Location : VA
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : N/A
Political Affiliation : Independent
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog, though cats are fun
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Preparing to leave the Navy and go to college
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) Known for random, loooong posts and actual *gasp* pride in America

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :
 
Lit Name : dpeach86 (or peach for short)
Alt's : None.
Age : 22.
Your Gender : Female.
Orientation : Straight.
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single.
Occupation : Don't know what I want to be when I grow up yet. If I ever grow up. =)
Link to Stories on Lit : I've got a million ideas, but I'm looking for someone to collaborate with, I will most assuredly edit and link when I finally post one.
Location : East Coast.
Timezone : Eastern US.
What's on my avatar?: My lips and my SN... when it finally shows up.
Political Affiliation : Don't have an affiliation, I vote for the guy I like best.
Your First Language : English.
Cat or Dog Person : I don't much care for either. I have a particular fondness for snails though.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Considering moving to the opposite coast and starting over.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : I don't do the online sexual roleplay (I don't care for cybersex).
 
Lit Name : Safe_Bet (SB)
Alt's : None.
Age : Every year.
Your Gender : Female.
Orientation : WAY Lesbian
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married.
Occupation : Housewife / Squaw / Slut / Soccer Mom
Link to Stories & Poetry on Lit : Here. Knock yourself out.
Location : San Diego, CA.
Timezone : Pacific US.
What's on my avatar?: = Who knows. I change Av daily.
Political Affiliation : The Anti Dumb-Ass Party
Your First Language : English.
Your SO if on Lit : Amy is my legally married spouse & uses my login :D
Cat or Dog Person : Cats. Attitude is everything.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : I'm married to the most wonderful boi in the world, I'm her Flying Love Monkey and I adore my kids.
 
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Lit Name : AphroditeReborn, most call me AR
Alt's : none
Age : 41
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bi-sexual
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single/looking for my elusive White Knight... or a Sugar Daddy :D
Occupation : Cabinetry Design Specialist / Project Manager
Link to Stories on Lit : My Stories
Location : Charm City
Timezone : Eastern US
Your SO if on Lit : none
Political Affiliation : "closet Republican" I'm told :rolleyes:
Offline until notice : do I ever go completely offline? nope :p
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dogs.. bigger the better
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Just started a new job; considering moving again for the second time in three months....
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
I am a very open-minded flirt - I call myself a smart slut sometimes :)
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :
I've gotten the best responses from The Cabin if you like Sibling Incest OR For Thee M'Lady for romance... I need to open myself up to more genres
 
Lit Name : Corylea
Alt's : None -- why do people have alts, anyway?
Age : 51
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bisexual Switch
Status : Polyamorously Married (In other words, I have a husband, but there's still room on my dance card.)
Occupation : Clinical Psychologist, not currently practicing because of illness
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=992133&page=submissions
Location : Boston area, USA
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : My husband avoids places like this
Political Affiliation : Very liberal
Offline until notice : What's that?
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : I love dogs, madly and totally
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). I'm recovering from depression.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I have a goofy sense of humor, so sometimes I'm serious and sometimes I'm just joking.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : It really depends on what you're into, but "Leda and the Swan" is probably the least freaky.
 
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Just realized I never did this, so here goes:
Lit Name : kimbalee
Alt's : none... I barely know who I am... how could I keep alts straight?
Age : 37
Your Gender : Female.
Orientation : straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married and very much monogamous
Occupation : florist
Link to Stories on Lit : in my sig
Location : East Coast, USA
Your SO if on Lit : N/A
Political Affiliation : I avoid anything political
Offline until notice : what's this "offline" word? never heard of it
Your First Language : English, though I can't type for crap.
Cat or Dog Person : don't care to clean up after either
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Chrysalis sounds like a perfect word.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): Just because I flirt and tease does NOT mean I want to have sex with you... get a grip, k?
 
Lit Name : Nicole Quinn
Alt's : none
Age : Twenty-Three
Your Gender : I'm a lady thank you!
Orientation : Bi-curious I suppose is the best way of putting it.
Status: attached GO AWAY! :
Occupation : Toddler Teacher
Link to Stories on Lit : clicky
Location : New York
Timezone : GMT-Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : N/A
Political Affiliation : Moderate I like hearing both sides
Offline until notice : Uh I'm addicted to this board now lol
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog's PWN end of story
What transition are undergoing?
I suppose you could say I'm trying to sort out things with a career
What should people know about you before posting with you:
I love my boyfriend, So NO I don't want to cyber w/ you, feel free to talk about my story though!
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I only have one... but it's been getting good feedback!
 
Lit Name : Lady Reiha
Alt's : MeiohSetsuna
Age : 22 (turning 23 in 12 days)
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bi :D (and not the semi kind either!!)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Attached, but in a very poly relationship. : )
Occupation : Movie Store Guru, Anime Reviewer, Comic Book Artist (PT) and PT Student.
Link to Stories on Lit : see Lady Reiha.
Location : Edmonton, Alberta
Timezone : Western
Your SO if on Lit : Chronicle_Tenko
Political Affiliation : Green
Offline until notice : Je ne sais pas.
Your First Language : English, followed by French, Korean and Icelandic.
Cat or Dog Person : Both.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Trying to be nicer, less cranky and figure out what I wanna do with my life.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
I'm weird.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :

Any of my poems I suppose?
 
Lit Name : ottohauser1977
Alt's : none
Age : 31
Your Gender : male
Orientation : straight as a razor
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : divorced
Occupation : clerk
Link to Stories on Lit :
Location : Texas
Timezone : Central
Your SO if on Lit : none
Political Affiliation : independent, but progressive
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : German, but learning English
Cat or Dog Person : neither

What transition? I just became a naturalized US citizen. So I'm getting used to the rights and duties of one.

What should people know about you before posting? I'm a Prussian, with all that this indicates.

Lit story? I don't have the link yet, but What A MILF! is my first and only story here so far.
 
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