Nawtee Cakes/Idiomatic Lit Espanol Speakers: PM Me

rosco rathbone · Jul 13, 2014

Is Naughty still around?

I need to know how to say the Dominican spanish equivalent of "pick up your god damn trash, you fucking disgusting pigs".

pointless · Jul 13, 2014

just say it in regular spanish, but with a mouth full of marbles. you're welcome.

IrezumiKiss · Jul 13, 2014

Sideways speaking of which, I've been seeing a lot of rumps out in public lately that makes me go, "That's a Roscoe's-Seal-Of-Approval level ass."

RobDownSouth · Jul 13, 2014

Where is the delightful Ms. Cakes anyway?

She was a fun one.

rosco rathbone · Jul 13, 2014

pointless said:
just say it in regular spanish, but with a mouth full of marbles. you're welcome.

Are you saying that the Dominicans are the Poles of Latin America?

IrezumiKiss said:
Sideways speaking of which, I've been seeing a lot of rumps out in public lately that makes me go, "That's a Roscoe's-Seal-Of-Approval level ass."

Backsides are off the hook this season up on Dyckman. I'm walking around with a cane and tinted shades doing sideeyes peeps like a perverted old man. I guess this phenomenon is citywide.

RobDownSouth said:
Where is the delightful Ms. Cakes anyway?

She was a fun one.

Probably taking dicktation for some Andean kingpin in a designer frock and very expensive shoes.

HoHoBomb · Jul 13, 2014

Basura is garbage.

Not sure how Dominicans refer to dirty people.

rosco rathbone · Jul 13, 2014

HoHoBomb said:
Basura is garbage.

Not sure how Dominicans refer to dirty people.

thanks

HoHoBomb · Jul 13, 2014

Garnate · Jul 14, 2014

I can say "Shut up, stupid pig" in Italian and German.

On a scale of 1 to Obamacare, how helpful was this to you?

rosco rathbone · Jul 14, 2014

Garnate said:
I can say "Shut up, stupid pig" in Italian and German.

On a scale of 1 to Obamacare, how helpful was this to you?

It was not helpful persay, but the udders in your "av" convinced me that life was worth living this day.

Garnate · Jul 14, 2014

rosco rathbone said:
It was not helpful persay, but the udders in your "av" convinced me that life was worth living this day.

All we need is that one reason to live on...

IrezumiKiss · Jul 14, 2014

Garnate said:
All we need is that one reason to live on...

In this case, make that two reasons.

Two big, bouncy, udderly soft reasons.

Yuuuuuuuup.

boing boing boing boing boing boing

Garnate · Jul 14, 2014

IrezumiKiss said:
In this case, make that two reasons.

Two big, bouncy, udderly soft reasons.

Yuuuuuuuup.

boing boing boing boing boing boing

I'm not ashamed to admit I stared at her for a full minute. Just waiting....waiting for her top to slip down.

It never does.

It never does....

Disgustipated · Jul 14, 2014

Garnate said:
I'm not ashamed to admit I stared at her for a full minute. Just waiting....waiting for her top to slip down.

It never does.

It never does....

That chick is known for only teasing on the net. Much unlike you.

Garnate · Jul 14, 2014

Disgustipated said:
That chick is known for only teasing on the net. Much unlike you.

Her and I could never be friends.

IrezumiKiss · Jul 14, 2014

Disgustipated said:
That chick is known for only teasing on the net. Much unlike you.

To be fair, I have two videos of her (Christina Model) fucking herself with a vibe, exposed shaven hoo-hoo and everything. It's as close as we're gonna get to the dirty deed, so no complaints.

Disgustipated · Jul 14, 2014

IrezumiKiss said:
To be fair, I have two videos of her (Christina Model) fucking herself with a vibe, exposed shaven hoo-hoo and everything. It's as close as we're gonna get to the dirty deed, so no complaints.

I've seen at least one but damnit, it took her over decade to get that far.

Phelia · Jul 14, 2014

Awh, I miss Naughty. I have a question for her, too. It's "can you please show me your nipples?"

Disgustipated · Jul 14, 2014

Phelia said:
Awh, I miss Naughty. I have a question for her, too. It's "can you please show me your nipples?"

Odelay

IrezumiKiss · Jul 14, 2014

Disgustipated said:
I've seen at least one but damnit, it took her over decade to get that far.

It's a shame she had to waste time with the teasing only to dip into softcore because she had a triple threat that could've ruled the world and made her some serious bank. Blonde, cute college girl looks and all natural big tittays that swing in seventeen different directions when you reach for a pencil. :devil:

Now she's not as fresh and there's too much competition on top of internet porn paradigms flipped and changed from ten years ago. Hard doing solo these days, even for the established vets. She could still do some damage in contract porn if she wanted to, though.

Not Normal · Jul 14, 2014

I also miss Naughty Cakes. I'm not sure the GB was ever as fun as when she was first around.

doctor_insanus · Jul 14, 2014

I miss Naughty. And her hot patootie.

The Greek · Jul 14, 2014

Not Normal said:
I also miss Naughty Cakes. I'm not sure the GB was ever as fun as when she was first around.

Agreed!

I miss the smile she brought when she called me a Humanzee

IrezumiKiss · Jul 14, 2014

Naughty was realness. Unapologetically lusty. This joint needs more of her type, like an army's worth, just to drown out the blots of the impotent shitstains.

RobDownSouth · Jul 14, 2014

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