The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Just as a side note...
I still didn't get laid today.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either... :(
 
Might as well jump on the wagon.. Been a month now for me.. and numerous months before that.
 
well, im holding onto memories of jan. 10th.
sigh...
dont know when the next time will be.:(
 
If I had gotten laid today, that would have been a pretty impressive session, considering that I was in class. :D

But no. Not that I couldn't get laid if I really wanted to, but I'd like to be able to respect myself tomorrow.
 
Just assume I'm on the list until further notice

of my execution by Rogue Nationalistic Forces. It will be my first experience with necrophiliac sodomy, but hopefully my corpse will give them hours of pleasure.

In other words, thursday.
 
AtomicTangerine said:
Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
He'll probably just chew his way through that. :rolleyes:
and no, I did not get laid today.
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
Just assume I'm on the list until further notice

of my execution by Rogue Nationalistic Forces. It will be my first experience with necrophiliac sodomy, but hopefully my corpse will give them hours of pleasure.

In other words, thursday.

You know, you're cute in a kind of nihilistic way. :D
 
AtomicTangerine said:
Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.

Hey, nobody's ever listened to me before. How did I know you'd start now?
 
Me either.


I need a FwB who's close by.


At least there's still hope for you today, Carson. It's early yet.
 
Celtic Princess said:
Me either.


I need a FwB who's close by.


At least there's still hope for you today, Carson. It's early yet.

Nope. The piece of ass just went to bed.

All by myself tonight... sigh....

:devil:
 
You let him go to bed without pouncing on him, ripping off his pants, blowing him, and then fucking him?



*shakes head*


That's just not responsible.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Nope. The piece of ass just went to bed.

All by myself tonight... sigh....

:devil:
Mine went to bed as well. I'm looking at porn to keep myself busy. Tangerine has gone off to work and is no longer here to entertain me.:(
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Mine went to bed as well. I'm looking at porn to keep myself busy. Tangerine has gone off to work and is no longer here to entertain me.:(

You cyberslut... :heart:
 
Nope, no fun here for the past few days. That time, plus now that it's over the wife seems to have picked up a bug of some kind. (Worshiping at the throne, cramps, quick step, etc.) Not fun for either of us. (I hate seeing her sick.)

Cat
 
Laid? What's 'getting laid'? What's this strange new term of which you speak?:D

*Sigh*
I'm among the deprived, lol. :p

:devil:
 
Nope, didn't get laid tonight. Nor the night before, or the night before or....

Won't get laid tomorrow either. Hm, actually give me this month and it'll be half a year since I last got laid. In fact, if I DID have a man around I sure as hell wouldn't be online right now! :p
 
Just for clarification, are we using the Clinton Model to determine what constitutes sex? Not that it will affect my answer in any way... :eek:
 
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