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Anyone got nominations for the worst story/book they ever read?
Anyone got nominations for the worst story/book they ever read?
Anyone got nominations for the worst story/book they ever read?
I tried the Ghormenghast series by Mervyn Peake and just gave up. Awful books. Unreadable.
The Number of The Beast by Robert Heinlein; smugly flatulent, incomprehensibly self referential, pompous and didactic, and dull, dull, dull - I gave up half way through, as I was still no wiser at that point than when I started. As a cure for insomnia, this is a good recommendation.
Can't say I agree with the choices of Dracula, Pickwick, or Ghormenghast, although they are admittedly hard-going sometimes, and I will admit a love of gothic novels, including the worst one ever written, 'Varney the Vampire or The feast of Blood', which is in a category of its own when it comes to utter dross, but it's addictive, and so definitively bad it's a work of art, as is the 1830 novel 'Paul Clifford', with its genre-defining opening line: 'It was a dark and stormy night...'
FSOG lasted about 20 minutes before my wife chucked it in the furnace, ditto the Anne Rice collection I bought her as a joke, and we tried to read 'Twilight', but half-way through I started going through puberty again so that went in the furnace as well.
FSOG lasted about 20 minutes before my wife chucked it in the furnace, ditto the Anne Rice collection I bought her as a joke, and we tried to read 'Twilight', but half-way through I started going through puberty again so that went in the furnace as well.
FSOG lasted about 20 minutes before my wife chucked it in the furnace, ditto the Anne Rice collection I bought her as a joke, and we tried to read 'Twilight', but half-way through I started going through puberty again so that went in the furnace as well.
I could not read Siddhartha for a 7th grade assignment. I got maybe 40 pages in during the two weeks given to read it.
I do have to agree with the above statements about GOT, it does drone on and on, but then so do the majority of High Fantasy series. I do enjoy the series however, excellent character building, grand story, but for the love of god, get to the point.
I started the Divergent series, got through the first book, and realized I did not care. Didn't even start book two. I have watched all of the movies currently out with my wife, but I still really don't give a shit.
Wheel of time is another epic high fantasy series that just lost me about 3 books in.
Zoo by James Patterson. Bad concept, bad writing, bad plot, how much more can I say?
Well there you go, just shows that people's taste is so, so different. I think Peake' s Gormenghast novels are some of the best gothic fantasy ever written. For me, they are infinitely superior to Tolkein et.al.
Someone bags Dracula, too - what?
I wonder what your fave novels are? I'm guessing they might be in my unreadable category... but that doesn't make them awful books - just books I don't like.
I'd have to nominate FSOG.
I literally could not read for more than 2 pages.
I couldn't stand the Twilight movies so there was no need for me to even consider getting the books to read other than maybe having an alternative to toilet paper around the house. Kant
I was a computer programmer and I read many a manual that seemed to have been written in Chinese and translated to English by some idiot who read neither language.
If the first paragraph doesn't captivate me, I know I'm going to struggle reading a book in its entirety, but I do make the effort as I believe that all authors have something to say. However, I've been struggling to finish a book I started almost a year ago and I'm not blaming the author, but myself.
"A Brief History of Time."
Physics is interesting and Hawking's book was written in a language that even those not interested in physics can understand. So why can't I understand what he wrote? lololol
If the book is bad, it's unmemorable.