As The Hospital Pervs

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I'm the nurse racing to my parking spot blasting Devo: Whip It, in the lot. You know, to prepare me for the 12 lead ECG whip I'm about to handle.
 
The RT pushed the ETT down 1 cm.
He said: the tube should be about 2-5 cm above the carina.
I heard: the tube should be about 2-5 cm above the vagina.

I asked: what?
He asked: what's going on with you?
 
The RT pushed the ETT down 1 cm.
He said: the tube should be about 2-5 cm above the carina.
I heard: the tube should be about 2-5 cm above the vagina.

I asked: what?
He asked: what's going on with you?

Wow. Way, way, way down there. "Keep pushing!"

I'm still laughing. :D
 
Wow. Way, way, way down there. "Keep pushing!"

I'm still laughing. :D
I laugh at myself. I didn't tell him what I heard him say. I just stopped what I was doing and stared at him, and then I went back to untangling. I have the untangling disease. It is infectious. The nurse that contaminated me is one of my mentors. They might be half dead in the bed, but they look good, and so does the room.

I am not satisfied till I rip everything down and start fresh.
 
I laugh at myself. I didn't tell him what I heard him say. I just stopped what I was doing and stared at him, and then I went back to untangling. I have the untangling disease. It is infectious. The nurse that contaminated me is one of my mentors. They might be half dead in the bed, but they look good, and so does the room.

I am not satisfied till I rip everything down and start fresh.

I have the same disease. Everybody gets new everything, every day. And god help you if you twist the feeding tubing around the goddamn pole. One of the recreation assistants is a near-constant victim of my wrath on that one.

I also need to strip and remake the bed as soon as the patient gets out of it. It drives me crazy that some of the other aides will leave a bed in shambles for an hour or more. The only time my beds aren't made is when they're air-drying between occupants.

I think I contracted it from my mother.
 
The intensivist wanted to discuss the world with me. I told him: I don't watch the news. I don't care. He said: you really are in your own little bubble. What about this? What about that?

So, I pleasured him with a six minute conversation like a teenage hump-fest.
He said: You tricked me.
 
Had to go to urgent care after work today. Learned that it is not a great idea to go wearing scrubs - people kept thinking that I was an employee, not a patient.
 
Had to go to urgent care after work today. Learned that it is not a great idea to go wearing scrubs - people kept thinking that I was an employee, not a patient.
Also, you get treated differently, in a fix yourself kind of way. I don't even have a primary anymore. The last time I needed antibiotics i went to the minute-style-clinic to see the NP.
 
Is it sad that my first thought on seeing this pic was, "Wow, she'd be an easy cath"? :eek:

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I read "catch" instead of "cath" and wondered why the pic was on the thread. Good thing I triple checked.
 
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