The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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TE999 said:
Skip1934a said:
And you get back a collection of McGuffy Readers.

I put in an expired library card.


And you get back the 1978 Guiness' Book of World Records.

I put in 6 AA batteries that won't work anymore.
 
buxxxom said:
TE999 said:
And you get back the 1978 Guiness' Book of World Records.

I put in 6 AA batteries that won't work anymore.

And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match
 
Skip1934a said:
buxxxom said:
And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match

And you get back a pair of sweat soaked jogging shoes.

I put in a NY Marathon 2001 sweatband.
 
TE999 said:
buxxxom said:
And you get back a tank of propane.

I put in a broken BBQ grill.

And you get a year's subscription to the "Steak of the Month Club."

I put in 1/2 gallon of dried latex paint, bluish-green.
 
buxxxom said:
TE999 said:
And you get a year's subscription to the "Steak of the Month Club."

I put in 1/2 gallon of dried latex paint, bluish-green.

And you get back two paint encrusted brushes (bluish-green)

I put in a half-dozen old paint rollers.
 
TE999 said:
buxxxom said:
And you get back two paint encrusted brushes (bluish-green)

I put in a half-dozen old paint rollers.

And you get a "Make your Own Massager" kit from Ronco.

I put in a "Happy Meal" toy found in the bottom of my car.
 
buxxxom said:
TE999 said:
And you get a "Make your Own Massager" kit from Ronco.

I put in a "Happy Meal" toy found in the bottom of my car.

And you get back a Hamburglar t-shirt.

I put in a Ronald McDonald statue 'liberated' from a Playland.
 
TE999 said:
buxxxom said:
And you get back a Hamburglar t-shirt.

I put in a Ronald McDonald statue 'liberated' from a Playland.

And you get back a street sign 'liberated' from "Lois Lane." (memory of teenage years)

I put in my old Wonder Woman underoos.
 
buxxxom said:
TE999 said:
And you get back a street sign 'liberated' from "Lois Lane." (memory of teenage years)

I put in my old Wonder Woman underoos.

And you get back my old Ultraman boxer shorts.

I put in my 'A-Team' lunchbox.
 
TE999 said:
buxxxom said:
And you get back my old Ultraman boxer shorts.

I put in my 'A-Team' lunchbox.


And you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, trimmed of crusts, cut in triangles. And an apple. And a carton of milk.

I put in an old Christmas ornament that won't light up anymore.
 
buxxxom said:
TE999 said:
And you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, trimmed of crusts, cut in triangles. And an apple. And a carton of milk.

I put in an old Christmas ornament that won't light up anymore.

And you get back a dessicated wreath of pine boughs.

I put in a pound of Christmas fruitcake.
 
TE999 said:
buxxxom said:
And you get back a dessicated wreath of pine boughs.

I put in a pound of Christmas fruitcake.


And you get back a pound of Christmas fruitcake! Really, does anyone like fruitcake?

I put in an old lottery ticket.
 
buxxxom said:
TE999 said:
And you get back a pound of Christmas fruitcake! Really, does anyone like fruitcake?

I put in an old lottery ticket.

(Hell no!)

And you get back a used Bingo card.

I put in a deck of cards with the five of diamonds missing.
 
MagicaPractica said:
TE999 said:
And get back a bag of peanut butter cookies.

I put in a bottle of 100% pomegranate juice.

And you get back a box of California figs.

I put in a loaf of stone ground 100% whole wheat bread.
 
TE999 said:
MagicaPractica said:
And you get back a box of California figs.

I put in a loaf of stone ground 100% whole wheat bread.


Mmmm... I love figs.

You get back a plate of crispy grilled cheese sandwiches made with New York State extra sharp white cheddar.
 
MagicaPractica said:
TE999 said:
Mmmm... I love figs.

You get back a plate of crispy grilled cheese sandwiches made with New York State extra sharp white cheddar.

oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
MagicaPractica said:
oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!

Stop shaking the machine. Here's your cheese and crackers to go with it.

I put in Boston Blackie's mustache wax.
 
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