Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Hey, I don't generally bite hard, but I bite meaningfully.
There’s a difference.
There’s a difference.
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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DustOnDaBotl
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In my daughter's bed while she was at work.
MagicaPractica
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Cats are like that.
Hypoxia
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That depends on the size of the zoo, the size of the cat, and the size of the hat. Value is arbitrary.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Cats are kinda pretty much like that. Just the way they are.
MagicaPractica
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Well, yes, but I'm not hungry right now. It's coffee time. Thank you anyway.
Tio_Narratore
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I think your comments may result in fire and fury like the world has never seen.
MagicaPractica
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Handley_Page
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God save us from the puritans.
For the pure-in-heart are always with us.
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You know basketball players are only shoe salesmen, right?
MagicaPractica
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Damn, no wonder I kept getting turned down for that position! Should have put that I played basketball in middle school.
MagicaPractica
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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They really are perverts, actually.
MagicaPractica
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You really met them?!
Tio_Narratore
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They were very realistic-looking, you know.
MagicaPractica
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Yes, but . . . two of them?!
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Yeah, but they only wanted me to do bad things with elves.
MagicaPractica
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Tio_Narratore
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You were right! You get a much better view of the strippers than at the pole on the south side of the bar.
MagicaPractica
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I guess you would but I still say preference depends on what you WANT to see.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I like to see a pretty woman with sweet tits and a cute ass do anything. To each her or his own.
MagicaPractica
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Hey, you had your choice, heaven or hell, now you live with it. Well, die, um, exist, whatever.
loquere
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This isn't right they gave me a tiny red-velvet muffin, and you got a chocolate cake, not a slice but an entire fucking cake. I feel this might be boob related, you got them and I don't.
MagicaPractica
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Fine, I'll trade you. I'll take the little red velvet muffin. You take the big chocolate cake, and get to work on making your man-boobs bigger. (But I still think working on your biceps would be more advantageous.)
loquere
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Hmm Doc I'm gonna need restriction free sex to be daily, a man has needs, if therapy is going to work she's going to need to learn to compromise more. Tell her I'll loose eight pounds, and I'll get bigger muscles than a young Arnold Schwarzenegger!
