Dianthus
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"Were warmer"
Alternative definition: Were warmer, noun, a heating pad for lycanthropes.
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"Were warmer"
"Were warmer," Thee; a conditional statement such as a wish requires the subjunctive. I wish people would make appropriate use of the subjunctive in English.
Yes, for if only all the english speaking people of the world would consistently and rigidly comply to the dicta of grammar you've had the privilege to master from texts written generations ago, the entire world would surely be transformed into the utopia of stagnant, communicative formality fervently dreamt of by millions since the dawn of sarcasm.
I wish I were and Oscar Myer lycanthrope.
A Texas wereweiner?
Now there is a plot bunny for Ben.
Thanks, Tx. Normally, I'd run with it, but I'm terrified that Tio might inform me the correct term is waswiener.
Thanks, Tx. Normally, I'd run with it, but I'm terrified that Tio might inform me the correct term is waswiener.
No, Ben, it probably would be wouldhavebeenweiner, unless the caloricaninthrope were pluperfect rather than imperfect.
I just wish I could say, "shit," at work without everybody going all over me about my choice of words while interviews are going on. Granted, I said it more than twice, but gees.
FUCK! I stopped the rolling green permanent marker from hitting the floor with my boob. Now, I have a big green blob on my uniform blouse. What else was I supposed to say? Hey, I coulda said, "fuck!" I was being polite and they didn't even give me credit for that.
I wonder what Tio thinks of my grammar, or gutter-gum-truck-driver language. You guys are funny. Thanks for the smile--and stop picking on my Joisey friend. We all know they talk funny.
The guys at work are teaching me a lot of new things.I for one, love me some gutter-gum-trucker lingo.
Oh, I have SINS. Don't think the government is taxing those, yet.Never met your grammar, Babs, but I wouldn't mind assessing your syn-tax.
The guys at work are teaching me a lot of new things.
I just wish I could say, "shit," at work without everybody going all over me about my choice of words while interviews are going on. Granted, I said it more than twice, but gees.
FUCK! I stopped the rolling green permanent marker from hitting the floor with my boob. Now, I have a big green blob on my uniform blouse. What else was I supposed to say? Hey, I coulda said, "fuck!" I was being polite and they didn't even give me credit for that.
stop picking on my Joisey friend. We all know they talk funny.
I wish my left hand knew what my right one was doing.
While typing folks, now really....
You should have said "Oh, shucks!" an amalgam of both shit and fuck which, oddly enough, is acceptable to cry out in any social situation. Another good one is, "Oh, fiddlesticks!" a bastardized simplification of "fuck me, little dicks."
Okay, I made both of those up. But if you think it, you will believe it. It is release, not etymology, that matters here.
Yes, for if only all the english speaking people of the world would consistently and rigidly comply to the dicta of grammar you've had the privilege to master from texts written generations ago, the entire world would surely be transformed into the utopia of stagnant, communicative formality fervently dreamt of by millions since the dawn of sarcasm.
LOL! Now who would think...
I'll take notes and get back to you tomorrow.Can't wait to see what you learn tomorrow!
Oh shucks? Oh, fiddlesticks? Oh, pishaw? Oh, dangit? Like that would ever come out of my mouth.You should have said "Oh, shucks!" an amalgam of both shit and fuck which, oddly enough, is acceptable to cry out in any social situation. Another good one is, "Oh, fiddlesticks!" a bastardized simplification of "fuck me, little dicks."
Okay, I made both of those up. But if you think it, you will believe it. It is release, not etymology, that matters here.
Y'all talk like that. Don't kid yourself. lol I've been told I have an accent like the people in Michigan. I didn't know they had one."Joisey" is a Blooklynism. We don't actually talk like that.
And, I have heard I sound like a midwesterner by two people, which is really odd seeing as how I have never been to the midwest...
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I wish this congestion would go away.
I thought it only took one hand and a good imagination.I wish my left hand knew what my right one was doing.
While typing folks, now really....
I am not a pervert. I'm a provert. With my experience, i had to turn pro.
You may be a dirty old man, but you're a funny one!