The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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Salvor-Hardon said:
And you get some wild funky hallucenogenic borscht, with cheese topping.

I put in 18 old PC100 sdram sticks just to clean up my office.
you get a psychodelic fairy for your Christmas tree.

I put in my burmese cat cos she's annoying the crap outa me!
 
rachlou said:
you get a psychodelic fairy for your Christmas tree.

I put in my burmese cat cos she's annoying the crap outa me!

And you get a Great Dane! :D

I put in my comfy slippers because the dog chewed them last night! :p
 
kiten69 said:
And you get a Great Dane! :D

I put in my comfy slippers because the dog chewed them last night! :p

And you get back my ratty old bathrobe with tweety bird on the ass.

I'll put in 20 dozen snickerdoodle cookies.
 
StormRising said:
And you get back my ratty old bathrobe with tweety bird on the ass.

I'll put in 20 dozen snickerdoodle cookies.

You'd get back an empty plate and anote of thanks with crumbs on it :D

I'll put in a coupon for free techincal support.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
You'd get back an empty plate and anote of thanks with crumbs on it :D

I'll put in a coupon for free techincal support.


And you get "payment" anyway :devil: .

I put in my old CDs that don't play anymore! :catroar:
 
kiten69 said:
And you get "payment" anyway :devil: .

I put in my old CDs that don't play anymore! :catroar:
And you get very interesting DVDs from someone special :devil:

I put in the $100 shoes I bought that never did fit right.
 
S-Des said:
And you get very interesting DVDs from someone special :devil:

I put in the $100 shoes I bought that never did fit right.


And you get a nice leather belt. :devil:

I put in my silk robe that has seen better days (hey it's comfy)!
 
kiten69 said:
And you get a nice leather belt. :devil:

I put in my silk robe that has seen better days (hey it's comfy)!

And you get a set of hair rollers complete with the stretchy cap to fit over them.

I put in a plate of freshly made brownies.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
And you get a set of hair rollers complete with the stretchy cap to fit over them.

I put in a plate of freshly made brownies.
and you get an empty plate.

I put in sunscreen, 1,000spf.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
and you get an empty plate.

I put in sunscreen, 1,000spf.

and you get a copy of Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead: A Travel Guide for Vampires and Ghouls.

I put in a Christmas Nutcracker figure
 
RogueLurker said:
and you get a copy of Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead: A Travel Guide for Vampires and Ghouls.

I put in a Christmas Nutcracker figure

And you get a bag of nuts.

I put in some Christmas toe-socks that jingle when you walk.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
And you get a bag of nuts.

I put in some Christmas toe-socks that jingle when you walk.


... and you get a paranoid dog that keeps trying to find out where the jingles are coming from.

I put in a big fluffy bathrobe ...
 
RogueLurker said:
... and you get a paranoid dog that keeps trying to find out where the jingles are coming from.

I put in a big fluffy bathrobe ...

And you get some relaxing bath salts.

I put in a foot massager.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
And you get some relaxing bath salts.

I put in a foot massager.

And get a very well toned slave, trained in massage.

I put in my dissertation, such that it is...

The Earl
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
And you get some relaxing bath salts.

I put in a foot massager.

And you get a near kick to the teeth (ticklish :cool: )

Put in a "therapeutic" magic massage wand ...
 
RogueLurker said:
And you get a near kick to the teeth (ticklish :cool: )

Put in a "therapeutic" magic massage wand ...

and out jumps a rabbit! ;)

Putting in the vile pair of pink floral pj's that my mum's friend got me last christmas :rolleyes:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
and out jumps a rabbit! ;)

Putting in the vile pair of pink floral pj's that my mum's friend got me last christmas :rolleyes:

and you get more dusting rags


Putting in a wreath made of dry twigs with a fake bird perched on it, half hanging off, the glue gun obviously missed its mark.
 
RogueLurker said:
and you get more dusting rags


Putting in a wreath made of dry twigs with a fake bird perched on it, half hanging off, the glue gun obviously missed its mark.

and you get an easter bonnet
 
scheherazade_79 said:
and you get an easter bonnet

Ummm...zade since you put nothing in you get an imaginary friend :p

I put in my Anatomy and Physiology textbook since I don't need it anymore. :nana:
 
kiten, you get a blow-up doll.

glynndah, you get a black radio controlled ferrari

I keep forgetting to say what I'm putting in... Let me think... an ornament featuring love birds
 
scheherazade_79 said:
kiten, you get a blow-up doll.

glynndah, you get a black radio controlled ferrari

I keep forgetting to say what I'm putting in... Let me think... an ornament featuring love birds

You get a stuffed goldfish to replace your lovebirds

Putting in a copy of Teach Yourself Welsh
 
glynndah said:
You get a stuffed goldfish to replace your lovebirds

Putting in a copy of Teach Yourself Welsh

And you get the entire series of Merlin from the Sci-Fi Channel.

I'll put in an empty toilet paper roll with wax paper on top, painted to look like a drum.
 
ac mae dafad enfawr yn dod allan
(you get a massive sheep)

putting in my last remaining energy of the day
 
scheherazade_79 said:
ac mae dafad enfawr yn dod allan
(you get a massive sheep)

putting in my last remaining energy of the day

And you get a raspberry air freshener for your car.

Putting in an empty ChikFilA cup with the dregs of iced tea still in it.
 
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