SinfulLittleOne
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2013
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Pay me!
LOL, so true
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Pay me!
Hm. I'm gonna need a catchy name.You'd make a fortune! Seriously!
Oh, definitely. Go make me a sammich. Chop-chop!
Look pretty
...or if they can't manage that? Hair brushing, massages, and so on...
Hm. I'm gonna need a catchy name.
We'll put our heads together... I don't know, tomorrow or something.
Just for that, I'm charging you extra.
Hm. I'm gonna need a catchy name.
We'll put our heads together... I don't know, tomorrow or something.
Just for that, I'm charging you extra.
oy vey... look pretty...
hey, speaking of pregnancy, any one else's libido go up when they were pregnant? Mine sure did
Call it "Bun in the Oven"
I am suddenly acutely aware of my possession of a penis, and my lack of a uterus.
Isn't this a good thing?
Hm. I'm gonna need a catchy name.
We'll put our heads together... I don't know, tomorrow or something.
oy vey... look pretty...
hey, speaking of pregnancy, any one else's libido go up when they were pregnant? Mine sure did
I am suddenly acutely aware of my possession of a penis, and my lack of a uterus.
Hm. I'm gonna need a catchy name.
We'll put our heads together... I don't know, tomorrow or something.
Oh hell yes!
looks around sheepishly
Did I...did I say that too loudly?
Must be over excited about something.
Isn't this a good thing?
I see what you did there.
Well, me and my uterus are off to have a little nap.
You and your penis owe me a post, mister.
Indeed I do!
He is of no help, of course.
Indeed I do!
He is of no help, of course.
*licks her cheek*
Well, me and my uterus are off to have a little nap.
You and your penis owe me a post, mister.
Not with writing... or course. Other things.... that is a whole other story I am sure.. ha...
Not with writing... or course. Other things.... that is a whole other story I am sure.. ha...
If he could do the typing i'm sure you'd get smacked, a lot.
If he could do the typing i'm sure you'd get smacked, a lot.
Windstream INSISTED a guy come install it for me (Its plugging in wires, I can figure that out) and he "set it all up for me".
Said there was a preset password for it.
I had wanted to set it up myself.
I can't pick up the router very far, because the ass zipcorded it to my desk.
Imagine if he could do the typing, and was FAST!