Post Hurricane Clean Up

sirhugs

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What does a woman need to do to get her house/mobile home powered/repaired first after the storm?
 
What does a woman need to do to get her house/mobile home powered/repaired first after the storm?
Tragic twist: Yeah, she has to fuck the repair guys. But all those who come through her wrecked neighborhood are scammers. She fucks them for preference, pays them for materials, and they immediately head off for the next sucker / fucker.

Carl Hiaasen's STORMY WEATHER covers the general situation.

Restoring power to neighborhoods and regions is a bigger thang, with crews working where dispatched. Thus the anxious woman needs to fuck the dispatcher, not the muddy crews.
 
Tragic twist: Yeah, she has to fuck the repair guys. But all those who come through her wrecked neighborhood are scammers. She fucks them for preference, pays them for materials, and they immediately head off for the next sucker / fucker.

Carl Hiaasen's STORMY WEATHER covers the general situation.

Restoring power to neighborhoods and regions is a bigger thang, with crews working where dispatched. Thus the anxious woman needs to fuck the dispatcher, not the muddy crews.

what if the dispatcher is female?

or secretly a tentacle monster in disguise, washed up in the storm surge?
 
what if the dispatcher is female?

or secretly a tentacle monster in disguise, washed up in the storm surge?
A bit more action, then. Of course.

Alas, a freshly-washed-up shapeshifting tentacle critter probably won't have the chops to work as an assignment dispatcher -- but could certainly hide out in the station, ready to exploit the situation. When the distraught victim arrives to orally pleasure the dispatcher, the tent.crit is right behind them.

Meanwhile, it's grim in the flood disaster zone. Waters are polluted with vile bacteria and biochemicals -- including an experimental batch of aphrodisiacs. Mass orgies out on the mud flats, etc. Garages filled with gangbangs. Stunned wage-slaves discover their inner queer.

The slutstorm sweeps on.
 
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