amBIguous
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Aug 30, 2005
- Posts
- 155
Oh let me count the ways
1. I was about 15, laying on the couch in our living room watching a raunchy movie and masturbating. Our next door neighbor poked her head in the front door (stupidly left unlocked) looking for my Mom.
2. 18 and going down on a casual gf in my new apartment. Was so tired from working that I fell asleep for about 10 minutes. She was great about it and just let me continue on once I woke up.
3. Farted on my wife while she was playing with my ass with a dildo.
4. Another time with my wife when we broke the bed - the whole thing ended up slamming to the floor because we broke the frame. Luckily we didn't wake the kids.
Can't wait to see what the next one will be...keeps life interesting.
LOL
1. I was about 15, laying on the couch in our living room watching a raunchy movie and masturbating. Our next door neighbor poked her head in the front door (stupidly left unlocked) looking for my Mom.
2. 18 and going down on a casual gf in my new apartment. Was so tired from working that I fell asleep for about 10 minutes. She was great about it and just let me continue on once I woke up.
3. Farted on my wife while she was playing with my ass with a dildo.
4. Another time with my wife when we broke the bed - the whole thing ended up slamming to the floor because we broke the frame. Luckily we didn't wake the kids.
Can't wait to see what the next one will be...keeps life interesting.
LOL