Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

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Even though I'm Bunny, I'm really getting to like being called "Kitten" and "Kitty" by a certain someone these days. :eek:
 
Ew, I just actually made myself feel sick trying to write a response to why a thread might have been closed. I couldn't even finish it and post it.
 
The cat smells like popcorn. I wonder if I'm having a stroke. :confused:

Maybe stop buttering the cat?



F.A.S.T.

Face drooping and/or numbness?
Arm numbness?
Speech difficulties or confusion?
TIME TO CALL 911!
 
One of my GFs posted this on FB. Looks like a cavity.

Sounds more like a smoothie than a frap. Where's the coffee? Not that I'd want any - sour blueberry flavored coffee? Yuck.

Dentists will probably love it. They get paid for telling you what a bad person you've been and then punishing you.

"Don't worry, it'll only sting a bit;" they say.

GAAAHHH!!!

It seems as if you get the pointy end of the unicorn no matter what you do.
 
Maybe stop buttering the cat?



F.A.S.T.

Face drooping and/or numbness?
Arm numbness?
Speech difficulties or confusion?
TIME TO CALL 911!

Okay, I know there is nothing funny about a stroke. And, this is actually a good way to share the info of what to look for and do if you think you or someone is having a stroke. But, I found it so funny to read it here and laughed aloud.
 
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