The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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glynndah said:
And you get love beads and a peace sign pendant.

I put in my Make Love, Not War bumper sticker.

And you get back a cloissene(sp) roach clip.

I put in a boomerang coffee table.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a cloissene(sp) roach clip.

I put in a boomerang coffee table.
And get back a ceramic bong.

I put in a leather headband.
 
glynndah said:
And get back a ceramic bong.

I put in a leather headband.


You get back a pair of elephant bell hip-huggers.

I put in a pair of platform shoes.
 
TE999 said:
You get back a pair of elephant bell hip-huggers.

I put in a pair of platform shoes.

And get back a macrame belt.

I put in a poster of Desiderata.
 
glynndah said:
And get back a macrame belt.

I put in a poster of Desiderata.


And you get back a lithograph by Escher.

I put in a coffee table book of Jackson Pollock's paintings.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a lithograph by Escher.

I put in a coffee table book of Jackson Pollock's paintings.

And get a black light poster "Keep onTruckin"

I put in a rose in a fisted glove.
 
glynndah said:
And get a black light poster "Keep onTruckin"

I put in a rose in a fisted glove.

You get back a dancing bear window decal.

I put in an incense burner.
 
TE999 said:
You get back a dancing bear window decal.

I put in an incense burner.

And get back patchouli oil.

I put in a goodnight kiss and turn down the lights.
 
glynndah said:
And get back patchouli oil.

I put in a goodnight kiss and turn down the lights.

And you get the covers pulled up and a snuggle.

I put in a wake up call for 8:00.
 
TE999 said:
And you get the covers pulled up and a snuggle.

I put in a wake up call for 8:00.
And you get one more hour of sleep than me.

I put in my last post of the evening.
 
glynndah said:
And you get one more hour of sleep than me.

I put in my last post of the evening.


And I put mine in as well.

Sweet dreams, glynndah.
 
kiten69 said:
And you get a nice fluffy pillow.

I put in my oldest sons BAD attitude! :p



And you get my youngest son's terrible 2's! (except he's 4 :) )


I put all the hair I just clipped off my cocker spaniel...
 
SelenaKittyn said:
And you get my youngest son's terrible 2's! (except he's 4 :) )


I put all the hair I just clipped off my cocker spaniel...
You get a nice tartan coat for your spaniel (very tasteful!)

I put in my bowlful of washing-up
 
rachlou said:
You get a nice tartan coat for your spaniel (very tasteful!)

I put in my bowlful of washing-up


And you get back a bucket of chrome wheel cleaner.

I put in a tin, wind-up monkey toy.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a bucket of chrome wheel cleaner.

I put in a tin, wind-up monkey toy.

Oooh oooh!

And you get back one cranky husband and a tin of anchovies.

I'll put in five rowdy screaming males between the ages of 3 and 23.
 
FallingToFly said:
Oooh oooh!

And you get back one cranky husband and a tin of anchovies.

I'll put in five rowdy screaming males between the ages of 3 and 23.

And you get back a lion tamer with a whip and chair.

I put in six drunken football fans.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
And you get some wild funky hallucenogenic borscht, with cheese topping.

I put in 18 old PC100 sdram sticks just to clean up my office.

scrapes the cheese off and eats it> Leaves the borscht.

And you get back my dirty laundry

Put in my collection of 8-track tapes.
 
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Skip1934a said:
scrapes the cheese off and eats it> Leaves the borscht.

And you get back my dirty laundry

Put in my collection of 8-track tapes.

And you get a pair of fuzzy dashboard dice.

I put in the used pinata from my sons birthday party.
 
kiten69 said:
And you get a pair of fuzzy dashboard dice.

I put in the used pinata from my sons birthday party.


You get back a plastic sack of used wrapping paper.

I put in a 'Star Wars' action figure.
 
TE999 said:
You get back a plastic sack of used wrapping paper.

I put in a 'Star Wars' action figure.


You get a full grown man who still lives in his mom's basement.

I put in a King James version of the Bible ...
 
RogueLurker said:
You get a full grown man who still lives in his mom's basement.

I put in a King James version of the Bible ...

You get back a tryptych by Hieronymus Bosch.

I put in an ivory chalice.
 
TE999 said:
You get back a tryptych by Hieronymus Bosch.

I put in an ivory chalice.

I like Heironymous Bosch paintings ... I was oddly fascinated/weirded out by them when I was a kid.

You get an athame


I put in a freshly steeped mug of Chai tea ....
 
RogueLurker said:
I like Heironymous Bosch paintings ... I was oddly fascinated/weirded out by them when I was a kid.

You get an athame


I put in a freshly steeped mug of Chai tea ....


You get back a cool mug of mulled wine.

I put in a dozen sugar cookies.
 
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