Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt.

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*In my best singing voice*

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot lie

*forgetting the rest cause I really like big butts and I cannot lie*
 
*you other brothas can't deny that when a girl walks in with a little bitty wait and two round things in your face you get SPRUNG!*

Not only does baby got back, she got back-up!
 
"Baby Got Back"

Oh my God
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those
Rap guys' girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her
Because she looks
Like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

(Rap
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks
In with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
'Cause you notice
That butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans
She's wearing
I'm hooked and
I can't stop staring
Oh, baby
I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna
Get in my Benz
Well use me use me
'Cause you ain't
That average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin'
Like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man
And him that
She gotta pack much back

Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend
Got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it,
Shake it, shake it,
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And, double up
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts
Were made for toys
I wann 'em real
Thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos
Walkin' like h*es
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight
When I say I wanna
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin' on
A lot of pimps
Won't like this song
'Cause them punks
Lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long and
I'm strong
And I'm down
To get the friction on

So ladies (yeah),
Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll
In my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin'
To do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda and got motor
In the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna
Play that hard role
And tell you that
The butt and gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your waist is small
And your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames
In the magazines
You ain't it miss thing
Give me a sista
I can't resist her
Red beans and rice
Didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls were on my list
He had game but
He chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick
To get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot and
Kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
 
Butt. Butt.

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OMG

Thank you,Thank you,Thank you,Thank you,Thank you Ginny!!!

I especially like that last pic
 
See here is another quality wood inspiring thread bought to you by Ginny!!!




Where's my hand lotion...
 
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