Dicks
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Eva_Star
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Better grab an umbrella because there is a storm of dicks about to head your way.
Your poor inbox...smh.
*looks up at the sky*
*better take shelter...this is gonna be a big one*
Your poor inbox...smh.
*looks up at the sky*
*better take shelter...this is gonna be a big one*
Xerxes82
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The Great Cock Storm of 2017. Remember where you were so yoi can tell your grandkids.
hotoldrguy
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I like to think I am a bit more discerning in my cock dissemination ....
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Eva_Star
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Aye. Twas late June, headed toward evening hours, when a virgin lit member posted about their desire to be bombarded with dicks. From all across the lands, cock pics heard the call and gathered, forming the dick storm of the century...all racing to one pm inbox.
mnbreastluver
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hotoldrguy
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OR..she is really a guy unsatisfied with his own dick and looking for a better one to put on his ALT AVThat's hilarious! She's so naive.
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Eva_Star
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Terre,
Hope you know I'm just teasing you. I too am a connoisseur of fine cock pics. Just be careful what you wish for around here...because you will most definitely get it. haha
Welcome to lit!
Hope you know I'm just teasing you. I too am a connoisseur of fine cock pics. Just be careful what you wish for around here...because you will most definitely get it. haha
Welcome to lit!
mnbreastluver
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That could be.
hotoldrguy
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really? You never asked for my cock pic!?Terre,
Hope you know I'm just teasing you. I too am a connoisseur of fine cock pics. Just be careful what you wish for around here...because you will most definitely get it. haha
Welcome to lit!
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Eva_Star
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really? You never asked for my cock pic!?
Ask? It's been my experience that they just *poof* show up in your inbox at night, completely unsolicited, while you sleep. I thought there was some cock pic fairy that just dropped them randomly through pm. Is that not how it works??
hotoldrguy
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A proper cock never shows up uninvited...and only enters your box with your approvalAsk? It's been my experience that they just *poof* show up in your inbox at night, completely unsolicited, while you sleep. I thought there was some cock pic fairy that just dropped them randomly through pm. Is that not how it works??
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Eva_Star
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Really?! You are blowing my mind here. I've been rating all these cocks every morning and it wasn't required by lit?? I just thought it was in the fine print when I signed up here that I would need to rate 5 dick pics a day to stay a member in good standing.
hotoldrguy
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I am sensing another cock storm coming on
hotoldrguy
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How many have you gotten so far?
cfuhrer
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I totally read this in an old fisherman/pirate voice.
default24
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Did you send yours over to her?
lakesailer_mi
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LMAO at "this is gonna be a big one"
I think that's what she's hoping?
Or he...:eyeroll:
hotoldrguy
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ummmm...no did you?
default24
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I did. I'm so weak-willed. A 'girl' says she wants dicks I just feel compelled to comply
Wild_Honey_66
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AbsintheFather
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Methinks it's likely that it's a he, and he's not such a virgin around these parts . . . .
AbsintheFather
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Where's rbjon when you need him?
