Freya_Gin
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2016
- Posts
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Yesterday I saw this tweet and I sort of went off.
It goes like this:
I usually got a line for all the ladies
I know what they wanna hear
So I started thinking up replies to that. I only stopped replying for fear that I might get banned from twitter if the original tweeter were to complain. My replies:
"I'm giving you 10 million dollars"?
"I can do acrobatics with my tongue"?
"Don't worry, hon, I'll have the house cleaned up in no time"?
"There. Everything in the house that needed fixing is fixed now"?
"Hi, I'm Johnny Depp. I'm single now. Want to go on a date?" (Obviously, you can only pull this off if you look like him)
Care to add any of your own? Have fun!
It goes like this:
I usually got a line for all the ladies
I know what they wanna hear
So I started thinking up replies to that. I only stopped replying for fear that I might get banned from twitter if the original tweeter were to complain. My replies:
"I'm giving you 10 million dollars"?
"I can do acrobatics with my tongue"?
"Don't worry, hon, I'll have the house cleaned up in no time"?
"There. Everything in the house that needed fixing is fixed now"?
"Hi, I'm Johnny Depp. I'm single now. Want to go on a date?" (Obviously, you can only pull this off if you look like him)
Care to add any of your own? Have fun!