I want to fuck Shia Labeouf

LadyFunkenstein · Sep 10, 2014

We can swap stories on disorderly conduct. He is the perfect age for me too.

Surely I could maybe run into him at a bar someplace.
Any New Yorkers ever see him around?

hellnah · Sep 10, 2014

i want to lick a beautiful extraterrestrial girl who has short dark hair and green-snake looking eyes.

^ so your chances are higher than mine...

IrezumiKiss · Sep 10, 2014

LadyFunkenstein said:
We can swap stories on disorderly conduct. He is the perfect age for me too.

Surely I could maybe run into him at a bar someplace.
Any New Yorkers ever see him around?

What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!

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Fata Morgana · Sep 10, 2014

I think it's from The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman which was bloody fab. Of course I was perving over Mads in it who looked the sexiest he's looked apart from when he's blowing on soup as a cannibal.

Garnate · Sep 10, 2014

I've wanted to fuck him for years. He's hasn't gone Tom Cruise crazy yet, which would cure my crush on him.

Powerbater · Sep 10, 2014

I herd he dont fuck niggers specially ugly moose nuckle looking ones like you.

parodyluvr75 · Sep 10, 2014

Is he still doing a comic? Look for a comic convention he's at. http://www.vulture.com/m/2012/04/shia-labeouf-comics.html

hellnah · Sep 10, 2014

Powerbater said:
I herd he dont fuck niggers specially ugly moose nuckle looking ones like you.

"Niemals erlahmen, und Niemals ermüden, und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln"

"Never wane, and never tire, never lose hope and never dispair" - A. Hitler, 1933.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU

CandiCame · Sep 10, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO0lCO3TIg

LadyFunkenstein · Sep 11, 2014

IrezumiKiss said:
What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!

Sadly I no longer work in Soho...

LadyFunkenstein · Sep 11, 2014

IrezumiKiss said:
What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!

Sadly I no longer work in Soho...

Mello_SixtyNine · Sep 11, 2014

I gotta ask why you're attracted to a douche like Labeouf? Please break it down for me because I have known alot of women that have fallen for complete assholes repeatedly. Then they bitch about why men are assholes and why it's so hard to find a nice guy.

It's like they are wearing douche blinders.

Paendragon · Sep 11, 2014

Lady F, we've missed you.

pointless · Sep 11, 2014

IrezumiKiss said:
What movie is that from? Definitely not "Holes."

I know he's around town but have never seen him. From some of the paparazzi pics I've seen, I think he hangs in Soho & TriBeCa often.

I liked dude before he started acting like a bratty douche after he got his Hollywood It Guy swagger. I think his handlers finally told him to straighten the fuck up before his lost his creds with the people who made him. He's back doing "serious" movies now. Anyway, I can see why you wanna bang him, so...yeah, go for it if you get the chance!

what about the plagiarism? still doing that?

yeah. his credibility is fucking nonexistent.

Aquagal · Sep 11, 2014

pointless said:
what about the plagiarism? still doing that?

yeah. his credibility is fucking nonexistent.

I liked his porn movie but he's a double douche for ripping it off.

pete · Sep 11, 2014

Garnate said:
I've wanted to fuck him for years. He's hasn't gone Tom Cruise crazy yet, which would cure my crush on him.

all respect gained from the 'car' thread is now gone

cleaver · Sep 11, 2014

you could check your local rehabs...
word on the street is he's off the street
in some fix factory

LadyFunkenstein · Sep 11, 2014

Mello_SixtyNine said:
I gotta ask why you're attracted to a douche like Labeouf? Please break it down for me because I have known alot of women that have fallen for complete assholes repeatedly. Then they bitch about why men are assholes and why it's so hard to find a nice guy.

It's like they are wearing douche blinders.

I want to fuck him, didn't say I want to marry him.

LadyFunkenstein · Sep 11, 2014

Paendragon said:
Lady F, we've missed you.

Hey what's up!!!

Busybody · Sep 11, 2014

LadyFunkenstein said:
I want to fuck him, didn't say I want to marry him.

Bad news, FlunkyStinky

It aint gonna happen

But you could have ME

4est_4est_Gump · Sep 11, 2014

Bunny Slippers said:
Bad news, FlunkyStinky

It aint gonna happen

But you could have ME

What's she being punished for?

RobDownSouth · Sep 19, 2014

Labeouf calls 911 on female stalker...Lady F a "person of interest"...

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